may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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Dam I'm buying a prius today just so that I can blown.
guys are bitchy
what about Taco from 'The League' on FX? That guy's straight and he got blown in a Prius...
Women should just know there place, the back of a prius. We can put a time clock and a break room back there for ya.
I'm just sayen not real manly pullin up in a prius. Sayen hey baby, want to go for a spin my flux capasitor gets me 10,000 gigawats of power.
and i don't know many girls who give a shit what a guy drives 3:57... 3:04 was ranty but she's more or less right... just celebrate the blowjob without all this insecure bs.
True fact: 15 million people are diagonsed with an STD is the US each year.
I've given head in a prius... hahaha I thought I was the only one in the world... hahahaha.. oh and he was straight. TRUST.
i own a prius... still havent gotten head
I love Los Angeles! Roadhead is simply mulitasking here in my sweet hometown.
how do you not know if you got head? it must not have been that great
I have a prius and I'm a chick and have given head in it. What's so wrong with environmentally friendly blowjobs?
Proof that men are just as catty and judgmental as they blame women.
oh my god, someone isn't living up to our rigid notion of masculinity! he must be culled from the herd!
Not true. I've been blown in a Prius.
You guys are such fucking morons to think a car has anything to do with sexuality.
this is an AMAZING txt!!
I think I can one up this, I'm a straight guy who's had sex with two different women in my PT Cruiser.
Well 3:04 your a prime example of why women shouldn't be allowed in the workplace.
must've been a rental
Hope you get t-boned by a dump truck next time.
i've given head in a prius. he's straight and i'm a girl.
I've blown someone in my prius
Johnson and wales- sex drugs and mise en place
i feel like the prius was his mom's and he can't say the word dinosaur properly.
Foreign cars are gayyy
It's better than all the "proceeded to" texts, 5:07.
I'm guessing in this case the OP may not have gotten a blowjob, or he may have paid for one.
No strate guy would ever be caught in a prius.
Not true. I've given head in a Prius. It's not about the car--it's about the dick.
2:20 - 7:53+ HI! haha
Why the fuck does every text start with " may or may not have...". It's so fucking stupid
This is a poor attempt at high brow, clever humor using toilet talk. Stick to low brow tfln.
Haha. Like getting blown in a Nissan extera
That's 1.21 gigawatts, 2:55.
Shut the fuck up, 3:03. What woman picks her man by the car he drives? Maybe the fact that more women are allowed in the workplace keeps them from judging a guy's wallet when they have their own. How old are you?
Wow learn to read 3:04......i said "IF" a women chooses her man by what hes driving she is a hoe...saw plenty of them at the philly races when i was younger.....and im 25 years old....wtf is up with all the civil rights crap....go take a shower shave your bush and put on a bra
Unfortunately this has happened to me, which makes me the subject of endless prius jokes. Hey man, I was just trying to get a nut.
On the contrary, its my maturity level, so sounds fine to me
If a women picks her man by his car shes a hoe....car has no indication on what kind of house/land/money he has...people that cant afford certain cars lease them all the time