some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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