You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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Puked in bathtub, mopped it up with pants, destroyed evidence. It's completely clear.
You no have pant! You must be neanderthal! Quick! Invent hot hot in magic watering basin! We call it FIRE.