windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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