I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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Unless she ripped out your eyes and cut off your hands, you have no one to blame but yourself for your ruined plans.
At the same time?
Live long and masturbate
Probably his gf or wife...lol
I love Massachusetts. Where else would an evening of watching SF and spankin' it be considered normal?
every place I'd ever want to live.
Your Mom ?