Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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