K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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