Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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