miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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My mother had a miscarriage while she was fretting over terminating her pregnancy, when she found out the fetus was severely deformed and probably wouldn't live past its first year. That was a gift from God.
ever think maybe this text was from a christian pro-lifer who wouldn't get an abortion but doesn't want a kid?
7:34 We don't even know the OP is referring to himself or herself. I knew a girl who wanted to be a mother at 19 and wasn't ready at all. You know the type. Can't hold a job, druggie, promiscuous, no goals in life, blah blah blah. It was a relief when she miscarried, sad as it was, because that kid would've been doomed.
Worst thing I've heard in awhile
Holy shit, stop putting stupid numbers on here you ass. Grow up, it's annoying.
Also, a gift from God? You are sick.
Pro-lifers are the selfish, irresponsible ones. They don't care about helping all the unwanted kids after birth, what permanent health problems a mother has after pregnancy, or environmental sustainability.
I'm sorry, sir, you have tunnel vision.
There. Happy, you bleeding heart pro life cunt whores?
7:56, who says it's a celebration? it's a burst of relief.
That's fucking horrible. I hope you never have kids you fucking idiot.
Damn pro-lifers being all "it has a heart-beat therefore it's a life and should be cherished"...
What'd you have for dinner this week?
WHY DO YOU ASSUME WOMEN WITH UNWANTED PREGNANCIES ARE ALL SLUTS WHO DON'T USE CONDOMS OR BIRTH CONTROL?
You don't even know if this was sent in by a female.
as long as we're all sharing stories let me share mine. i used condoms with a long term boyfriend. somehow i still became pregnant. before my scheduled procedure i had an evening of bad cramps and passed most of whatever had formed. i was relieved. relief is a legitimate emotion.
ok i understand it was an accidental pregnancy and she didn't want an abortion, but damn thats a lil harsh :(
wow.. go to hell, seriously.
and i highly doubt the sender sent this text as an honest praise due to deformities of the baby. seems more like an irresponsible skank/dick who cares more about getting ass than the life of a child. and anyone who finds humor in this text is sick in the head.
8:49-- that alittle ironic.
I'm so glad to see rational people speaking out instead of calling the OP a whore. If I had a miscarriage before I had an abortion, I might be flippant too. It's not your life, so it's not your business.
go to hell and die
lol, looks like they weren't hoping for kids
Wow, your god took their baby because of free will! That's amazing you believe such contradiction.
You also seem to think only people who don't use protection get pregnant.
I don't regret my abortion. I have a child now I was able to raise by choice. My health is not your business. I don't tell you how to live your life. There's a reason the majority of people are pro-CHOICE.
To be fair, 1:31, texts from sexually active women usually elicit similar cries of whore and learn to use a condom...
You Deserve to go to hell. Fuck you. That's a death your celebrating. How pathetic
My partner's miscarriage was a gift from the Lord. We got ahead of ourselves and tried for a family when we didn't have adequate means of support but an abundance of love. When the pregnancy held a few years later, we both were sadly appreciative that losing our first child meant we gained the maturity to raise the next.
It's one of G ODS many ways to controll over population.
That is the most fucked up thing I've heard in a while.
Your an abomination
Yeah so my parents had multiple miscarriges before me. Like, a lot. They couldn't get pregnant. But then I showed up. So yeah I don't think miscarriges are funny at all...
i think it was someone talking about some idiot who should never have gotten pregnant in the first place miscarrying. totally thought that about a young couple i'd see smoking pot and drinking while the chick was pregnant.
Man I hate babies. Their worst than the women who have them.
wow, thats so messed up...
Awesome! Now you can use your abortion money to buy more rock and you won't need to worry about a paternity test! Rock on!
Miscarriage = dead baby
Dead baby = awsome jokes
So a miscarriage = good times for all
Well I'm an atheist person so g0d's sick game doesn't apply to me. =)
my sister miscarried before she even started to show. it was an unplanned pregnancy, caught her and her bf by surprise. she wasn't excited about it and she was sad but i don't think she minded when she lost it. i was probably more upset.
but i wasn't in her shoes. i don't know. this text has too much sass in it i think for someone who recently had a miscarriage. i think we've all missed the point.
I sincerely hope all these Christians are the work of a single troll.
As someone who recently suffered a miscarriage I find this VERY inconsiderate and HORRIBLE. Shame on op And tfln.
8:17 thank you for sharing that.
While it is horrible to lose a child in that way, obviously the op wasnt ready to have a child, and i am glad that a child isnt going to be brought up by people (or a person) who is not ready to take on the responsibility.
the op didn't mean YOUR miscarriage. the op meant their miscarriage. stop getting offended when it has nothing to do with you.
Actually 2:04, when someone submits a text to a website based on hilarious drunken texts they send it on the basis of being funny. Unless u for some reason personally know all the people out there who agree with this text U have no idea whether or not they think it's funny. And no when I say sanity I mean sanity,
The only way I'm going to be impressed by the counting person is if they get up to OVER 9,000!!!
thankyou 9:16. and i really meant it.
i'm sterile because i have cf. and i am not offended by this text.
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
248 9:10 bitch ass cunt
Made me laugh it wouldn't if it were a diff situation but this is tfln so get over yurselves Ughh !
you wanted an abortion, you were blessed with miscarriage.
It's a gift!
This sounds like a text I would've sent when I had a miscarriage in an abusive relationship.
I didn't want the baby and I was so scared. I would've been flooded with guilt and relief.
oh please keep the abortion debate off another text. there's a reason our country, and most countries, are pro-choice: because i do what's right for me, you do what's right for you, end of story.
How many babies does it take to paint a room?
8:13 It wasn't your experience this time. Hold your judgment, bitch.
Hey 11:05, did you read the fucking post? You missed the point entirely! You dumb ass! So YOU need to back the fuck up and I am serving you a nice hot piping cup of shut the fuck up!
What an asshole you are, 2:57.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
The world has enough babies.
Abortion is responsible.
Adoption is responsible.
In vitro is selfish.
Miscarriage could be luck or tragedy depending on the parents.
If it's not your baby, it's not your business.
Actually, the Christian God loves gays. Christians just never translated their Bible correctly and prefer hate to love.
8:21, i never said i was smarter than anyone. i was simply stating a fact.
no kidding, theyve been posting numbers for almost a full hour now.. get a fucking life.
YOU should have been a miscarriage, you asshole.
Not everyone considers each life to be such a miracle.
In fact, it's really only modern religion that has made people think that.
not everyone wants kids, which is a very responsible thing. is this text in bad taste? maybe. we don't know who sent it. could've been a best friend's lighthearted take on the situation.
last thing the world needs is more babies.
i have no idea why people who have not had a miscarriage feel like they know what its like. and think they can judge wether it was a baby or just "dna" i had a miscarriage three weeks ago didnt know i was pregnant and was very upset. This person should not have said miscarriages in general its pretty fucked up.
Ha! Miscarriage. Word of the day.
Nothing is sweeter than the taste of blood from a miscarriage.
for those of you saying "it wasnt a baby" and it "wasnt anything"..
the heart starts beating during the THIRD week of pregnancy. last time i checked, inanimate objects do not have heartbeats.
8:00, anyone who is RELIEVED by the death of a baby is fucking sick.
and i'm really fucking sick of you all assuming unplanned pregnancies are only the result of promiscuity and unprotected sex. accidents happen.
11:41, you are selfish and stupid and this is not the place for your misguided statistics.
"We said a prayer for each other that our lives and plans will live up to God's plan, as He has bestowed upon this person. Praise Jesus!"
THANKS FOR HELPING....YOU'VE REALLY MADE A DIFFERENCE
Fuck you u sick Bitch!!! What is your fuckin problem?? a life is a gift! Im sorry your mongaloid ass is confused on how many boys your skank ass fucked, but do not ever blame your "gift" on the lord! You should praise him for not giving a baby to a bitch like you!! Burn in HELL
What you consider sanity, 1:53, is actually lack of perspective and misplaced empathy. Those who agree with the text are not laughing at it.
@11.05: ¿Honey Bunches Of Miscarriage?
8:15, a fertilized egg/zygote/embryo/fetus is not a baby. If you're so much smarter than the rest of us, learn the difference.
why would anyone wish for a baby to die? Thats just... Low.
Fuck god. Fuck you for judging a person for something like this. It's not your fucking life. You fucks can send teenage men and women into war to get their heads blown off, but a miscarriage or an abortion is the worst thing that could ver happen. Fuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooouuuuuuu.
U best apologize....u deserve to be beaten and
What a terrible thing to say.
Could've been from the dad, happy he doesn't pay for an abortion or child support. Stop calling the OP a slut.
Your a fucking loser
This could be sarcastic... Don't be so quick to judge
this isn't the way you break news of your own miscarriage to someone.
does anyone else suspect this might've been the dad texting...?
Oh it's so convenient all these people on TFLN had miscarriages recently. I really believe you.
To all of you for prochoice... Even the lady who wanted an abortion in roe vs Wade
is now prolife...so that should make you think a little bit... Fuck prochoice you're killing a future child
I had an abortion last year. It was the most horrible thing I've done. It was such a mess when you do it at home with a wire hanger. Never doing that again.
Hey fuck you you stupid bitch. A miscarriage is the reason I lost everything in my life that meant anything.
learn english 3:32 you dont think miscrrige? do u own a nail salon
This is the worst thing I have ever read on this site
I don't think whoever had the miscarriage sent the text. Or sent the text in. And why are you arguing abortion when miscarriage is natural?
I'm not easily offeneded but this was in really poor taste
$100 says this was written by a guy who was too dumb shit to be a dad.
Why did the counting stop?
"at least its not an abortion"?
what the hell? its still a BABY dieing, who cares how it happened? its horrible either way and shouldnt be joked about/celebrated.
my, how quick everyone is to judge. i'm curious if the counting troll does this deliberately now to break up potential tfln debates - this also popped up in the text about jesus and zeus when christians were throwing tantrums.
ive seen worse things written on here about women
who are you people to cast stones when you're on TFLN? seriously? because this is an appropriate place? go take your rage to church.
and what if it is a gift from god? dude, even giving a baby up for adoption means being steeped in med bills. fuck it, it's a gift, let it go.
I totally agree with 115
331. Anyone can do it.
That's because abortions should be celebrated, 9:40. I wish more people didn't bring unnecessary life into the world and let these sentimental, uneducated fools make them feel guilty for being responsible.
9:09, and there are MILLIONS of kids who are never adopted. And millions of wannabe parents who would rather spend thousands of dollars on in vitro fertilization instead of adoption. Why don't you gain a little perspective?
i would be relieved if i were in that situation, lot's of people aren't ready for kids. however, i wouldnt send it in a text like that, kind of ridiculous.
You people ate fucking disgusting. "It's not a celebration, it's a burst of releif"?!?! Are you fucking serious?? I hope non of you horrible people ever have the chance to bring life into this world.
i'd just like to point out, if you tell the sender of the text to go to hell because they are celebrating death...? you're kinda doing the same thing
A miscarried baby wearing a clown outfit.
the gift from god is that a sick person like you didnt have a beautiful wonderful child cause if you think a miscarriage is a "gift" you dont deserve a child. sick selfish asshole.
This person is Fucked up!!
There's a difference between unwanted pregnancies and wanted pregnancies. Learn it.
You care so much about an insentient cluster of cells that has no DNA of yours that you thumbed down the scared abused mom. Self-righteousness is a mental disease.
well .. i guess if you didnt want a kid then thats a gift? pretty fucked up though. whatever, your life.
Wake me up when we get to 420 please.
You should be ashamed of yourself
Counter: I like your enthusiasm and your persiatancy. CaIl me. 3O5 527. 7869
Kill all babies. Abortion doctors for president.
God does have a plan for us all and we should rejoice in what He chooses for us! Amen!
Op believes in God. I'm totally thinking she secretly wanted an abortion but wouldn't get one. And in her crazy, desperate relief, she sends this text. It's not, HOORAY FOR DEAD BABIES! but a crisis averted.
Piece of shit! Flat out!!
Wow so many dumb ass hoes. Ur mother should've miscarried u because ur obviously worthless.
I know I told you yesterday....but go to hell
baby killer. You kniw yourba whore when
Your happy about a miscarriage
haha, it's funny how everyone is like "it's a gift, it's a gift! blah blah blah."
it's only a gift IF you want it. otherwise, it's nothing but a burden.
and besides, the text itself is ironic, so it's funny.
it doesn't matter if you're pro life or choice, it's a miscarriage, so everyone should be for it; it's like being pro-mature.
if you want to give up all rights to your own body, feel free to move from the United States to one of many fascist dictatorships or fundamentalist theocracies around the world.
Fuck you.\nA miscarriage is no gift from god. I still cry from mine.
This is not an argument based on religion. For all of you who say it's the "Christians" who are needlessly upset and don't have a sense of humor, it's not a matter of religion. It's about the death of a baby. Fucked up.
Thanks for the insightful conversation. I suggest everyone call him. He will really help you out. Phone sex is great!!!
9:31, what's your point? They probably miscarried before the abortion, that's why it was a gift. It was free.
complimentary abortion ftw
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i think it's funny, and i go to a private catholic high school. lighten up.
there are plenty of people who don't regret their abortions. a smaller percentage don't regret their miscarriages. my mom confessed that she had a miscarriage before me (i'm an only child) and was almost grateful because she wasn't ready.
to each their own, i guess.
I just got back from a Bible group, and I shared this thought with my Brothers and Sisters. We said a prayer for each other that our lives and plans will live up to God's plan, as He has bestowed upon this person. Praise Jesus!
i have no religion but i still think you're a sick fuck
He knows what he is doing 1016 it's called free will !! he couldn't very well help it if people are idiots that don't use protection....!
Just saying... from the OP's point of view this is a good night.
Gee, all you people whining about potential adoptive parents obviously aren't speaking personally as an adoptive parent. You'll probably want your own flesh and blood. So it's really not something that should be your concern.
Over half of all miscarriages happen when the woman doesn't even know she's pregnant! Why should the OP mourn something he or she never wanted?
so many sentimental pieces of shit here.
oh, poor little baby!
fuck that. you're not supposed to tell people you're pregnant until the fourth month anyway because so many things could go wrong before then. this happened early before the baby was anything.
124 don't need a job
91. Piece of shit fuckface.
Your all dumb, this was most likely the dude..
This. Text. Is. Horrible.
Did the Duggars miscarry their 19th child?
Some people never learn when to stop.
1145 I agree. That's also why we don't need gays to be str8. Cuz the whole fukin world would be apartment buildings.
Wow! Everyone is twisting this whole thing. A miscarriage doesn't make someone a slut. Not one of you know what the situation could be. The only sluts are the idiots assuming shit because someone is happy about a miscarriage.
It's great, but at the same time.... God good. Thats horrible.
And P.S. I'm not the poster you're responding to, but I know what she's talking about. Pregnancy c o m p l i c a t i o n s. I have a heart condition from giving birth. It is cruel to force another person's body through such drastic, and often permanent, changes. Please take your rant elsewhere.
There's a plus between god and evil plan.
9:49, involving yourself in someone else's private medical decisions is selfish.
9:14, when your condom breaks or your oral contraceptives fail, karma is a bitch. You have no way of knowing that the OP is a girl or had unprotected sex.
i agree 8:47 thank you.
Anyone getting upset over this text is the sick one. This person did not want a pregnancy so good for them. Get your own life!
Awww WTF I hope u die with him
While you people were arguing about someone you don't know on this message board late into the night, I went out to a party and had fun. Just throwing that out there...
As somebody who suffered through a stillborn, and then a miscarriage, I see this as a horrible text. It doesn't matter if you aren't ready for a child or not, they are a wonderful gift. And if you still feel you aren't ready when you have the child, you can give your child to a family who will love, and cherish them forever. Just wait until your due date arrives. I doubt you will feel the same.
10:46 (3) should be sedated and have her tubes tied for the good of the world.
COUNTER!!!! Where art thou?
I watch it anticipating death. So far great dissapointment.
9:23 you're totally right. I don't see this being written by someone who had the miscarriage at all, even if it was a relief. It was the deadbeat father. Joking to his friends how he avoided responsibility.
I agree with2:57. Dumb whore.
Wow. You should die for saying that. I can't believe TFLN posted this.
Would letting this person breed really be a better alternative!
Did anyone else read what Penelope Trunk posted on Twitter last week? I'm not one to call "fake!" but it makes me suspicious.
Miscarriages are painful. You're not going to be texting with a sense of humor. This had to be about something in the past or someone else's miscarriage.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
10:46, I'm sorry about what you've gone through, but I think you need better priorities at your age. What about your education? How are you going to support your future children?
i just lost my baby and i think anyone that is happy about a miscarriage is sick. its a very sad and depressing thing no matter the situation. but the baby is in heaven so thats all that matters. i am 19 and cant wait to be a mother
That's pretty f'ed up.
Actually thinking about current events, and the recent hoopla over the woman who tweeted about her miscarriage for attention, has anyone considered that this submission might be FAKE?
we don't know that the texter or sender actually had a miscarriage. you know who did? a transgender hispanic man. maybe they're talking about that.
That is horrible. Think of all the women who are trying to start a family and find out they can't. And you're over here praising god for your lack of knowledge in birth control and safe sex. Karma is a bitch.
8:43 needs a dictionary
Really not funny. Especially if it happens to you.
I've tried for 3 years for a baby with my husband. When I finally got pregnant I miscarried.. Was very heartbreaking. Please rethink your opinions.
8:32(1)- maybe it would be better if you were dead.
Hey asshole, your girlfriend lost her fetus, she's bleeding and in pain. Maybe stop celebrating with your friends how you don't have to pay child support now?
And fuck you TFLN readers, this wasn't sent in or written by the girl who had the miscarriage.
11:53.....awesome!!!!! Fuck yeah, baby!!!!
yea, adoption works, just another kid lost in the system forever wondering why his real parents got rid of him
If God has a plan for us, that eliminates free will. So which is it, Christians?
9:03, the child may have been unwanted by its parents, but there are hundreds of families who would have LOVED to have this child. and just because miscarriages happen all the time does not make them any less significant. for example, people find out they have life cancer every single day. does this mean that it doesnt matter and we shouldnt care about them/their illness because "it happens all the time"?
Omg miscarriages happen all the time to women, ladies stop the pity party. I always think it's a gift from god when unwanted children aren't brought in the world.
That's not funny at all like seriously bro that's way out of bounds
Praise Jesus in the same line as "fucking whore" did you miss a few lessons at church like he who is without sin throw the first stone"? Maybe u should check which of the two of you will be going to he'll.
1:37 pm A-FUCKING-MEN!! All of you arguing about this are fucking retarded but its funny as hell reading all the shit yall wrote and for the record i laughed when i read the text and Ive had a miscarriage that i didn't want to happen but you know what IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP.
Suck my penis. Meanies
If only God knew not to let them get pregnant in the first place, 10:12... Man, your god really doesn't know what "He" is doing.
i can't believe so many people think this is messed up. grow up. it's funny.
I've got a 10 inch gift from god that I'd like to share with you when you clean up
Who's to say the miscarriage was from being rapped or fuck by a guy she now realizes she doesn't want to be chained to, who can abuse her. A friend of mine went for an abortion to finally break off the fucked up relationship with him for good; Bc she was scared to be stuck with him.
For all the people that think this is soooo horrible why the fuck are you reading it?? Stop being whiny bitches and go to some other website if you don't want to be offended.
I really love that no one takes issue with the rampant drug use or promiscuity this site promotes, but you all freak the fuck out over a natural occurance. Cute.
Regardless of the situation here (deformed baby or not, HIGHLY UNLIKELY) the person is clearly not upset about it, they made a joke out of it and they put it on a website that is meant to be funny. Things like this should not even be allowed to be posted. Sick fucks. I hope you never have the privledge of having of having a child. GET YOUR FUCKING TUBES TIED BITCH!
8:00 -- well they obviously arent upset about it.
First, yelling at somebody from a righteous point of view and then telling them to burn in hell really undermines how good of a person you are. Second, although this is not a very funny thing to say, at least they tried to go through with the pregnancy and didn't resort to abortion. Not everyone is ready to raise a child and saying "then they shoudnt be having sex" is unreasonable. H
This is why Bin Laden blew up the towers. Long live the jihad!!
The sick fuck who sent this deserves to die.
Who the hell celebrates the death of a baby? Jesus, I hope you rot.
This is really fucked up. Get on birth control and use fucking condoms and you won't have this problem dumbshit. This sickens me. How many women and familes WANT children out there that will NEVER have them. Grow up.
Crazy bible thumpers replying
You guys realize that if she's happy about a miscarriage....maybe having kids would NOT be a good thing for her? Or the kid.....?
10:44 go suck your dads cock kthxbai
fuck you. how dare you say something like that? you're a bitch go to hell.
Oh I c that's not filter but the "good" words aren't.
9:27 AND 9:28, i couldnt agree more.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU JUDGMENTAL ASSHOLES.
1) you don't know how far along the pregnancy was.
2) you don't know if the OP is male or female
3) at least it's not an abortion.
wow.. and to think there are people out there that are dying to be able to have children.. what a bitch.
If it was your girl getting pregnant and you didn't want it you people wouldn't be saying that. You would agree with this text. So next time when your bitch gets knocked up and you don't want think miscarriage!
and what about you, 12:41? should someone pat you on the back for your anonymous judgment?
maybe all the news about miscarriages and abortions is due to the US' stupid plan of teaching abstinence only education in schools for the past x number of years?
opinions are opinions, i mean, not everyone appreciates the "miracle" of life, but instead appreciates the miracle of not fucking up the rest of theirs with a kid they didn't want in the first place.
you don't like it? click bad night and move on. stop blathering on about "god" and "burn in hell"
Anyone else Fuck babies?
So I'm all by myself. You guys are missing out!
then you shouldnt be having sex, you peice of shit - whore! Rot in hell.
Like probably 80% of the texts on this site, this is probably fake. Just another person trying to be "edgy" and "shocking"
1. poor little baby :(
2. 5 hours of counting to 378????? really? why 378? i have to know
This is one of those things you feel but don't say.
it's a little sad :(
if she planned to get an abortion what's the big deal? god beat her to the punch.
Um no. U r gon 2 hell kthxbai
Send pics please!! When do we eat?
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Almost a century ago a German couple wanted a baby. They tried for years and the pregnancies kept ending in miscarriage. Finally they had a Son.
They named him Adolf.
You're you're you're.
Def written by the dad.
that's fucking mean, you bitch
Okay, fuck the miscarriage being a gift from god. NOT GETTING PREGNANT in the first place would be a gift from god. OP's a stone cold bitch. Whether it's the actual girl who had the miscarriage or not.
i can see how it may be funny . . .
but my mom miscarried twice before i was conceived.
im an only child because of miscarriages.
i'd bet the poster's not actually saying they had a miscarriage. i'm sure this just a snippet of some conversation. somebody probably said gift from god in a sentence and this was the reply. i doubt very seriously anyone had a miscarriage in this situation. whatever, made me laugh.
8:02, how do you know it's not a mixture of upset and relief? I was upset when my bf broke up with me and relieved that I didn't have to worry about a boyfriend during college, to use a superficial example.
It's called mixed feelings. Get over yourself.
So whoever wrote this is incredibly insensitive but so is the person who decided to post it. It was obviously some private joke and we are all seeing it out of context. Also- abortion is not responsible. Safe sex is. My view is somewhat down the middle. I wouldn't want someone telling me what choices to make, but using it as a form of birth control and the way some doctors perform them are the issues. It is a difficult choice no matter how you put it.
Just cause she had a miscarriage doesn't make her a whore. It wasn't meant to be that's all. I know I'm talking from experience. I would have been a mother at 18. Instead i'm in my mid 20s with a career and a college degree. It was a second chance. So all you asshole need to back the fuck up. No body plans miscarriages. Fucking idiots.
baby killer. You know your a whore when your happy about a miscarriage.. you will go to hell. how the hell can you be happy about a miscarriage? maybe it is a gift from God that you will NEVER be a good parent, you don't deserve to have a kid. it's people like you that make me SICK. Kids are suppose to be a blessing, not a burden. you killed someone, intentionally or not, your a murder. KEEP YOUR LEGS CLOSED you WHORE. or use protection? PRAISE JESUS.
So over the abortion and miscarriage posts!!! Let's move on kids! You're not funny or cool, it's actually getting old. Next topic please!
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I dare you to call.
I think if the majority of people were pro choice it would be a lot more legal in a lot more places darling
You're you're you're you're youre
Depends on how hard you throw them
Sickest shit I have read on this site.
188 <--- new counter. Old one died from a miscarriage
my mom was 6 months into the pregnancy..i think that is slightly more than a cluster of cells..also im not being self righteous at all i dont think im better than anyone..i just think thats something that people shouldnt joke about for the same reason you are defending the joke..you dont know everyones situation and you don't know who can be hurt by it..thats all
I think it's lovely when God's Plan is in synch with Our Plan! Praise Jesus!
Fucking disgusting fucking trailer trash
This wasn't written by the girl.
All of you need to shut the hell up. It was miscarried, so there was no way around it.
Stop talking about adoption, you can't put a dead baby up for adoption.
@11:02: Thard be me. I be Thard. Thard is what they call I.
You are a piece of shit.
The counter is an attention whore. Scrape together $30 and find a cheap hooker, because you obviously need it.
8:17 that was G O D saying he hates you for being G A Y
Best kind of gift out there.
Suck it Christian fuck-tards.
12:25 worst thing I have ever read ... period.
See, death can be funny. Lighten up people
TFLN people shouldn't let shit like this through. It's not funny at all.
Im going to rip your vigina in half then shit in it and make you eat it out with a spoon
and by the way, this is the first TFLN that made me feel absolutely sick - please go to hell.
Oh don't temp them. They will prove you wrong.
10:01 I agree, yeah the person who sent the text has poor taste, but tfln is the one who put it up...
that's fucking disgusting...
sad truth is, there's nothing special about babies. i could fuck a homeless guy without a condom, and that wouldn't make whatever was conceived special. if SO MANY people here had miscarriages, that makes the whole thing even further routine and unworthy of such anger and hostility.
No 12:46 it's you who deserves the pat on the back. U are just so smart that you managed to judge me for judging someone else. Now that's impressive
Ill fuck anything 330-235-2050
You mean like that show "I didn't know I was pregnant"!
9:13, well said. my thoughts exactly.
8:49. Ha suck for you.
Fuck G O D. I'm not religious and don't believe any religion. It is stories of ancient time when it was documented that alcohol and mushrooms were widely used. All you ppl who do believe might as well believe a drugged up homeless guy.
miscarriages are really horrible.. but going around and praising it like it's a good thing? fuck you, OP.
I can't believe you're even allowed to live.
8:07 - Are you fucking serious? Do you realize how moronic you looked there? You just threatened me and my family AND THEN TOLD ME NOT TO THREATEN PEOPLE! (Which, consequently, I didn't do. I said they DESERVE it, not that I would do it.) Are you really that retarded? The point that everybody has is that if this person was truly happy about a miscarriage THEY SHOULD KEEP IT TO THEMSELVES.
LET HE WHO BE WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE.
Go kill yourself you fucking bitch.
This is fucked up. Even for tfln.
I laugh at a lot of stuff. This not one on them. BAD!!!!!!!!
Tell that to my still-born brother.
number one the person wouldnt have put it on here if they didnt think it was funny. people need to realize everything they do is reality. imaturity, selfishness and fucking dumbasses are not worth anything. it doesnt matter wht reasons you make for urself of why ur own baby shouldnt live. everyone deserves a chance. not EVERYTHING happens for a reason. some people just fuck up their lives and others like nothing.
You are a terrible person.
TFLN what the fuck was the point in making there be a requirement to add an email address if you're not gonna use it and do something about trolls?
Apparently whoever the hell posted this wanted it to be our business or else it wouldn't be on here. The gift of life is not something to fuck around with.
The comments on this are more hilarious than the actual text \n\n'Im the pope and this shit is totes ok' \nLol
Is he both able and willing?
Where is the FUCKING COUNTER!!! in need to know what numbers next.
so your celebrating the death of you child?? God just knew you didn't deserve to keep the baby !
The person who wrote this, the person who submitted it, and the person who approved it.... ALL PIECES OF SHIT!!!!
obviously you know nothing about the women who would do ANYTHING for a child. You are just evil.
Well, I WAS flood with guilt and relief. Sorry.
The context doesn't matter. I have a toilet sense of humor, but even I think that this is fucked. This person deserves to be tortured. And not wussy waterboarding torture.
Saves time and money.
What's funnier than a micarriage baby?
That's such a dreadful thing to say.
What'd Michael Jackson eat for breakfast?
a woman tweeted she was having a miscarriage in the middle of a meeting and the news picked it up.
if your parents had that many problem pregnancies 8:32 then you probably have a lot of problems. a miscarriage isn't out of the ordinary. but after "a lot" your parents should have adopted.
U sound like a bunch of bitches
What happened on Twitter?!
Sinners Like you should be strung up from the highest tree
12:46, being rhetorical isn't the same as being clever. Sorry.
We should be condeming TFLN for posting that text!
Yea hahaha kill em good
Fuck going through an abortion.
Atleast it was natural.
Suck it, haterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs
LET'S NOT DEBATE ABORTION.
Abortion already won.
That show is funny as balls.
What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?
Realizing that you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
8:05, you can have a miscarriage anytime during a pregnancy. It wasn't a baby.
I hate you and I hope you die!
You're a bitch. Too bad you're mom didn't have a miscarriage when pregnant with you. We don't need anymore stupid arrogant people in this world.
"We said a prayer for each other that our lives and plans will live up to God's plan, as He has bestowed upon this person. Praise Jesus!"
THANKS FOR HELPING....YOU'VE REALLY MADE A DIFFERENCE
What you don't realize is that God sent this unborn filth to the Abyss as part of his Divine Will. Praise the Lord!
wow OP , you suck at life
You're you're you're youre
dude... actually spend money having an abortion or getting plan b or something. Low class.
9:07, Who needs a dictionary? I don't see anything wrong with any texts from 8:43.
maybe if you werent such a whore, you wouldnt get pregnant
My mom had two miscarriages when she was trying for a baby she was depressed for months...i dont give a shit if you get an abortion or w/e but don't joke about miscarriages..its fucked up no matter what..i hope i never have to see my mom in that state again...
Been there and you are right. Get out of jail free card.
Dudes cooooool out. I'm the pope and this shit is totes ok! Hominy hominy entera pax and stuff
I agree with you about the relief expressed in this text, 1:25. I think it's abruptness has been mistaken for callousness.
Ha sucks for her.
7:34 on october 1st:
"dont judge.. at least it wasnt an abortion"
the more i read this the more i agree that the op is not who had the miscarriage.
It could be a big relief, like that feeling you get when your abortion is over and done with.
thats pretty ducked up.
I'm seeing an increasing number of these text and they make me sick\nI had 2 miscarriages and was completely devastated now I can't have children. \nYou would think the mods would post FUNNY texts not disgusting texts. \nSeriously considering calling it quits on this site all together.
Why is everyone so pissed off at the op? What if she's not financially responsible or sone other shit, a baby isn't a baby until it's born so who cares
Wrap it up! You should have been a miscarriage.
Death to all new borns. I will suck the blood of all babies!!
Praise A llah!!!!!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalal (rebel yell)
Hell Ya. If you can't make it to planned parenthood for a quick suction session you may as well just piss the little bastard out :)
This is the worst thing I've ever seen.
you obviously weren't a gift from god, and neither was that.. cuntfuck.
ive laughed at the abortion texts, but this. wow. not funny
10:35, well there is a little bit of a difference between eating an animal and an innocent baby dieing.
and ps. i had noodles, corn, and mashed potatoes for dinner tonight, thanks for asking!
LMFAO wow.....am i the only one who sees the humor in this??
Wow u are loser...... Slut
regardless of how you feel about this the fact that someone posted this with the point of making people laugh in mind is what is fucked up. I don't need to "grow up" because I don't see the humor in a miscarriage.
So I'm an idiot like the person who sent this text, but WTF does 'OP' stand for?!?
We don't know that the OP is female.
We don't know that the OP was the one who wrote the text.
We don't know if the OP was even involved in the miscarriage being discussed.
And we don't know if this text is real. I agree, I think this sounds too much like the Twitter miscarriage thing.
8:35 - you're an idiot!!! You have no idea.
Wh judge, this is what the app is about
Wow. Can you go be the victim of a drive by in your trailer park.
I am amazed it took 315 posts for someone to call fake.
You people should stop feeding the trolls.
That's awful! I mean I'm prochoice but still a miscarriage is a depressing thing. Try telling my wife who's lost two kids that you're excited for your miscarriage
Not really dumb Ass
That's a gift from the government. All those chemicals in the water...
abortions arent responsible, theyre selfish.
U r frickin terrible!! That's the most disturbing comment ever
237 somene misses me
That's horrible. I agree that some people aren't fit to be parents, but there is always adoption.
counter, m or f? Im just curious.
the person who sent this text should have been aborted
what happened about miscarriages on twitter?
GUESS WHAT FUCKERS... you can't control a miscarriage. If you were going to abort anyway, this natural occurance saved you a few hundred dollars. If this was the father texting, it saved him child support. If you didn't want to have the kid in whatever circumstance, you're not going to be SENTIMENTAL about it being expelled from your body. And you could joke like this and still be sad.
I'm on the toilet giving birth to a swamp baby ad we speak. Sooooo sad. Planned to name if Feed.
I'M REALLY REALLY enjoying this.
The problem is that a lot people who do have miscarriages are really, really distraught by it and then this person goes and laughs at it. It may be their own (his or hers) but it still brings up a very sensitive issue. Christian or not.
was that epicurus in there?
You all are postin in a troll txt. If u flamed u lost ( im not op im just sayin)
I just love how intelligent and open minded the bleeding heart pro-lifers are. It is obvious from their posts that they are well informed, educated, and not at all terrified of what fits into the little box they keep their ideals in, therefore attacking the moral integrity of OP rather than doing something ludicrous and considering OP's situation, minding their own business and getting on with their abortion clinic bombing lives.
Everyone can be judgmental.
A gift frm god is blacks and mexicans. They make such great manual laborers for cheap pay.
Too bad your mom didn't put you through an osterizer, soulless whore.
You low life piece of crap. Keep your legs shut you slut
9:35 I would but he's dead!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SLEEP ON THAT BITCH!!
As a person who lost an unborn CHILD, all I can say is FUCK YOU CUNT. You deserve to rot.
I wish still borns on all females!!
QUIT COUNTING YOU FUCK!!!!!
What is with all the abortion and miscarriage texts lately???? I am noticing a trend here.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then why evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
Thard!! What the fuck is that.
the reason this text is disturbing is not 100% the topic and whether or not he/she was relieved by the miscarriage, its more of how blase the OP is about something that, even when you don't want the child, is usually something that you don't trivialize by texting it. whether you believe in god or not, the ability to produce life is still a miracle.
If you don't want to get pregnant then prevent it. Some people can't have babies and here you are making light of losin one. Grow the fuck up.
Special place in hell for you.
Where does it say the poster is a girl? It could be the guy who found out she has a miscarriage.
Your tubes tied bitch.
Woooow I know someone that will meet my mother in hell!
your mom was a miscarriage
Just plain sick and evil. I hope u get hit by a bus.
god evil plan = miscarriage
Miscarriage = ppl who believe
8:05------ I'll torture you infront front of your family. Then I'll fuck your dead body. After which I'll move onto your parents while your little siblings (if any) and watch in horror!!!!! Don't threat others cause there are some sick fucks out there. I should know.
Thankyou 1:36. There are actually sane people out there
so true, and hilarious.
stop having fucking philosophical conversation on here... this is a humor website, not some christian or atheist pro choice or life forum...
if you think what is written on this website is funny, laugh
if you think it's sick/distasteful/not funny, keep it to yourself, no one really gives a flying shit what you care about... it's all anonymous anyways