You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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