i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
