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  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jun 7, 10 at 4:06pm

    he....may not be coming back....just say'in....

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 7, 10 at 4:13pm

    He wants to make you breakfast, be happy, you found a good man.

  • Submitted by Phys on Jun 7, 10 at 4:14pm

    In his defense, he had to get the taste out of his mouth somehow...

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    Submitted by blueberryluv2010 on Jun 10, 10 at 10:08am

    He left to fuck his real chick while she was on the way to make him more money. Dumb women.

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    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 7, 10 at 4:08pm

    No that's " I'm just stepping out for cigarettes".

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    Submitted by MrDan on Jun 9, 10 at 1:46am

    Did u honestly just put an apostrophe between say

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    Submitted by isurunner on Jun 7, 10 at 6:22pm

    grocery shopping = morning after pill

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    Submitted by destructo on Jun 7, 10 at 8:24pm

    Did he cum back? If not then maby you should wash the old ham wallet a little bit better.

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    Submitted by bustedXLR8R on Jun 8, 10 at 10:13pm

    Just hope he's getting the plan b...

  • Submitted by CJ315 on Jun 7, 10 at 9:15pm

    He went to go buy you a douche for that nasty smelling twat of yours. Filthy ass ho.

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    Submitted by KesJaye on Jun 7, 10 at 6:10pm

    Sounds like a keeper?

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    Submitted by lalaluvsu69 on Jun 8, 10 at 9:43pm

    Maddy heights?

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    Submitted by janeplaysdirty01 on Jun 8, 10 at 1:50pm

    Plan B, bitches.

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    Submitted by isurunner on Jun 7, 10 at 6:23pm

    grocery shopping = morning after pill run

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    Submitted by Loverr on Jun 7, 10 at 10:03pm

    Lmao. Plan B. xD

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    Submitted by LindsayBrohan on Jun 8, 10 at 1:41am

    I think this is cute.