The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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