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  • 61 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:43pm

    Op is original poster

  • 61 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:21pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:54pm

    Oh I get it because he doesn't have any holiday spirit and just wants any old plant up there sp he can get kissed! -Jeff

  • 48 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:42pm

    The OP is so retarded he/she must be from California. We use real mistletoe here in Boston.

  • 41 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:37pm

    In Soviet Russia KGB already has 2:14 and their family.

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:49pm

    we apologize that you are so ugly that mistletoe doesnt even help you get laid. -ms piggy

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:58pm

    2:49 I bet you look like a fat pig hahah ms piggy *oink oink*

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:50pm

    P P P P P P POKER FACE... CANT READ MY CANT READ MY NO HE CANT READ MY POKER FACE SHES GOT ME LIKE NOBODY

  • 34 30
    Submitted by applejacks237 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:21am

    I agreeeee!!!:))

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:23pm

    IN MODERN AMERICA, YAKOV SMIRNOFF JOKES ARE OLD!!!!!!!!!

  • 37 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:53pm

    9:38-the only ppl who make This site lame is ppl like you...just because u don't like the text doesn't mean u have to bash the fucking website...just shut the fuck up and fuck off