I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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