guys are not supposed to queef...right?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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