billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
