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  • Submitted by porksword on Jan 30, 12 at 2:11pm

    Just swallow a band aid and you'll be fine.

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      Submitted by grenadewizard on Jan 30, 12 at 6:02pm

      I'd like this multiple times if I could. Infallible logic lol

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        Submitted by deezknight on Jan 31, 12 at 1:09am

        More like infallible 'lack thereof', but pure awesomeness either way.

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    Submitted by RedLogic on Jan 30, 12 at 4:43pm

    ur screwed....happy Monday

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    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jan 30, 12 at 3:45pm

    Chase it with beach sand and then jump up and down on a trampoline.

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    Submitted by SauceQueen on Jan 31, 12 at 5:31am

    I swallow a few small pieces of glass daily to keep my feminine figure.

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      Submitted by porksword on Jan 31, 12 at 7:40am

      That could hurt a guy, depending on what you're into.

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    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Jan 31, 12 at 12:41am

    You'll find out once you take a dump.

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    Submitted by Ritard on Jan 30, 12 at 1:58pm

    The ketchup packet was safer.

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    Submitted by yumyum05 on Jan 30, 12 at 1:48pm

    just a little internal bleeding ...no worries *smooches*

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      Submitted by deezknight on Jan 31, 12 at 1:15am

      I'm no doc, but that's probably all it ended up coming down to. A mild laxative and some Taco Bell and hoping it ends up somewhere in the middle as it's making its journey toward mutual freedom.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 30, 12 at 2:31pm

    enjoy passing it

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    Submitted by SauceQueen on Jan 31, 12 at 5:27am

    Porksword, that is probably the funniest medical solution I have ever read.