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  • Just swallow a band aid and you'll be fine.

    Submitted by porksword on Jan 30, 12 at 2:11pm
    • I'd like this multiple times if I could. Infallible logic lol

      Submitted by grenadewizard on Jan 30, 12 at 6:02pm
      • More like infallible 'lack thereof', but pure awesomeness either way.

        Submitted by deezknight on Jan 31, 12 at 1:09am
  • ur screwed....happy Monday

    Submitted by RedLogic on Jan 30, 12 at 4:43pm
  • The ketchup packet was safer.

    Submitted by Ritard on Jan 30, 12 at 1:58pm
  • You'll find out once you take a dump.

    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Jan 31, 12 at 12:41am
  • I swallow a few small pieces of glass daily to keep my feminine figure.

    Submitted by SauceQueen on Jan 31, 12 at 5:31am
    • That could hurt a guy, depending on what you're into.

      Submitted by porksword on Jan 31, 12 at 7:40am
  • Chase it with beach sand and then jump up and down on a trampoline.

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jan 30, 12 at 3:45pm
  • just a little internal bleeding ...no worries *smooches*

    Submitted by yumyum05 on Jan 30, 12 at 1:48pm
    • I'm no doc, but that's probably all it ended up coming down to. A mild laxative and some Taco Bell and hoping it ends up somewhere in the middle as it's making its journey toward mutual freedom.

      Submitted by deezknight on Jan 31, 12 at 1:15am
  • Porksword, that is probably the funniest medical solution I have ever read.

    Submitted by SauceQueen on Jan 31, 12 at 5:27am
  • enjoy passing it

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 30, 12 at 2:31pm