billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
was it more than 30 minutes?
then you're in a relationship
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
someone owes me an orgasm
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
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