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  • Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on Nov 15, 11 at 1:15pm

    I call it being a douchebag tourist

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    Submitted by dkitty145 on Nov 15, 11 at 2:52pm

    Practice your pressure bandaging technique- for all those bitey, poisonous creatures we've got here. And definitely don't go in the water. Lol.

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    Submitted by Ash520 on Nov 16, 11 at 6:40am

    Hahaha - drinking Fosters and listening to men at work... You are never going to make it out of here alive!

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    Submitted by ComboBreaker28 on Nov 15, 11 at 10:41pm

    I call it being a pussy who only drinks one beer a night

  • Submitted by misscshell on Nov 15, 11 at 1:52pm

    You won't find Fosters here. If you're after a redneck (we call them bogans, FYI) beer then get onto VB or XXXX.

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      Submitted by dadx2 on Nov 16, 11 at 3:28am

      I've been to Australia three times, and really like VB. I can't seem to find it anywhere in the U.S.

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    Submitted by Phys on Nov 15, 11 at 2:21pm

    A fosters? Clearly you're nowhere near ready! Check back with me when you have 10 drinks each night

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    Submitted by T_boned on Nov 15, 11 at 8:11pm

    We export Fosters coz nobody here drinks it!! Get some Carlton Draught into ya, buddy...

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    Submitted by ikkin8 on Nov 18, 11 at 11:56am

    Considering in Australia we glorify a man who drank 72 cans of beer on a flight to India, I say you've got a long way to go.

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    Submitted by adsy on Nov 15, 11 at 3:55pm

    Fosters, ha\nGet some VB or XXXX, or at least some Tooheys\nBut don't be surprised when it's too strong for you watery-beered yanks :P

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    Submitted by susijb on Nov 15, 11 at 1:44pm

    tooheys, mate

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Nov 16, 11 at 11:15am

    I enjoy fosters too. Even though we have quite a good collection of beers here in Germany I prefer a cold Fosters on a hot summer day.

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    Submitted by hwrecker on Nov 15, 11 at 1:23pm

    Don't get used to the fosters. You can't find it there, try finding some VB, XXXX or at least some Bundy Rum!!!

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    Submitted by Jesusraptor on Nov 16, 11 at 6:50am

    Good ol system of a down

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    Submitted by ScmexyEsmeralda on Nov 16, 11 at 8:37am

    Why is American beer like making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water. -Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl \n\nI <3 Aussies, most fun I ever had while managing a hostel was with Aussies on walkabout...

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    Submitted by polomarco on Nov 17, 11 at 12:46am

    Marry me? (and take me with you)

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 16, 11 at 3:47am

    G'day! D'y'mind if I call you Bruce, just to keep it clear?

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    Submitted by T_boned on Feb 7, 12 at 5:20am

    You'll have to drink a lot more than just one beer!! You know, they were thinking of including the drinking of a whole slab as part of the requirements of getting through customs in Australia?

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 1, 12 at 6:10pm

    Bahaha, fosters. Apparently it tastes like shit. Drink VB.

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    Submitted by BornPrincess on May 5, 13 at 6:41am

    Definitely thought that she was pre-gaming for a trip to see Thunder Down Under... Then I read all the Australia comments. I think everyone else is probably right, but I like my version better haha.