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  • I call it being a douchebag tourist

    Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on Nov 15, 11 at 1:15pm
  • Practice your pressure bandaging technique- for all those bitey, poisonous creatures we've got here. And definitely don't go in the water. Lol.

    Submitted by dkitty145 on Nov 15, 11 at 2:52pm
  • Hahaha - drinking Fosters and listening to men at work... You are never going to make it out of here alive!

    Submitted by Ash520 on Nov 16, 11 at 6:40am
  • I call it being a pussy who only drinks one beer a night

    Submitted by ComboBreaker28 on Nov 15, 11 at 10:41pm
  • You won't find Fosters here. If you're after a redneck (we call them bogans, FYI) beer then get onto VB or XXXX.

    Submitted by misscshell on Nov 15, 11 at 1:52pm
    • I've been to Australia three times, and really like VB. I can't seem to find it anywhere in the U.S.

      Submitted by dadx2 on Nov 16, 11 at 3:28am
  • A fosters? Clearly you're nowhere near ready! Check back with me when you have 10 drinks each night

    Submitted by Phys on Nov 15, 11 at 2:21pm
  • We export Fosters coz nobody here drinks it!! Get some Carlton Draught into ya, buddy...

    Submitted by T_boned on Nov 15, 11 at 8:11pm
  • Considering in Australia we glorify a man who drank 72 cans of beer on a flight to India, I say you've got a long way to go.

    Submitted by ikkin8 on Nov 18, 11 at 11:56am
  • Fosters, ha\nGet some VB or XXXX, or at least some Tooheys\nBut don't be surprised when it's too strong for you watery-beered yanks :P

    Submitted by adsy on Nov 15, 11 at 3:55pm
  • I enjoy fosters too. Even though we have quite a good collection of beers here in Germany I prefer a cold Fosters on a hot summer day.

    Submitted by Nero905 on Nov 16, 11 at 11:15am
  • tooheys, mate

    Submitted by susijb on Nov 15, 11 at 1:44pm
  • Good ol system of a down

    Submitted by Jesusraptor on Nov 16, 11 at 6:50am
  • Don't get used to the fosters. You can't find it there, try finding some VB, XXXX or at least some Bundy Rum!!!

    Submitted by hwrecker on Nov 15, 11 at 1:23pm
  • Marry me? (and take me with you)

    Submitted by polomarco on Nov 17, 11 at 12:46am
  • Why is American beer like making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water. -Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl \n\nI <3 Aussies, most fun I ever had while managing a hostel was with Aussies on walkabout...

    Submitted by ScmexyEsmeralda on Nov 16, 11 at 8:37am
  • G'day! D'y'mind if I call you Bruce, just to keep it clear?

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 16, 11 at 3:47am
  • You'll have to drink a lot more than just one beer!! You know, they were thinking of including the drinking of a whole slab as part of the requirements of getting through customs in Australia?

    Submitted by T_boned on Feb 7, 12 at 5:20am
  • Bahaha, fosters. Apparently it tastes like shit. Drink VB.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 1, 12 at 6:10pm
  • Definitely thought that she was pre-gaming for a trip to see Thunder Down Under... Then I read all the Australia comments. I think everyone else is probably right, but I like my version better haha.

    Submitted by BornPrincess on May 5, 13 at 6:41am