Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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