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  • Submitted by Assman_Humpeth on Mar 24, 11 at 11:30am

    You should have made that clear to him before he wasted money on a flight. No guy would do that just to be "friends"

  • Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 24, 11 at 4:19pm

    if flying across the ocean doesn't constitute sex what the fuck does??

  • Submitted by jiveassturkey on Mar 24, 11 at 12:03pm

    This is the definition of cunt

  • Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 24, 11 at 11:44am

    He could have boughten several cheap hookers for the price of that ticket, but he chose you. Give him some!

    • Submitted by barnesiznoble on Mar 24, 11 at 12:05pm

      I really hope your predictive text hasn't learned "boughten"

  • Submitted by mafiaprincessxo on Mar 24, 11 at 1:21pm

    Pretty obvious he wasn't coming over to just take pictures outside of big Ben

  • Submitted by FartsAtWork on Mar 24, 11 at 11:56am

    Shut up Taipan. Go get laid already.

    • Submitted by Taipan on Mar 24, 11 at 3:49pm

      Please control your flatulence in public.

  • Submitted by colan08 on Mar 25, 11 at 12:16am

    if he thought that you weren't some stuck up bitch, he thought wrong.

  • Submitted by Taipan on Mar 24, 11 at 11:19am

    Oh, hey, someone on tfln who knows that women don't owe men sexual favors. What a nice surprise.

    • Submitted by paulymath on Mar 24, 11 at 11:41am

      Now let's find one that understands what 'constitute' means :\\

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        Submitted by JarethCutestory on Mar 24, 11 at 6:26pm

        Thank you, paulymath, I was really hoping somebody would mention that. Also, good name

  • Submitted by ky80 on Mar 25, 11 at 5:06am

    Don't worry, he got it regardless.

  • Submitted by Darth_Taco on Mar 24, 11 at 11:40pm

    Are you kidding me? You owe him a threesome.

  • Submitted by bulgemaster3000 on Mar 25, 11 at 3:20am

    You prolly led him to think he had a chance on purpose, with the sole intention of rejecting him so you could make yourself feel better/make your friends think you're hot shit

  • Submitted by WallyTheWombat on Mar 24, 11 at 9:08pm

    That constitutes any form of sex he wants as well as breakfast and a cold beer in the morning.

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      Submitted by ZowieBowie on May 12, 12 at 8:33am

      I only thumbed this down because of the misuse of "constitutes"!

  • Submitted by ThatsFine on Mar 25, 11 at 12:58am

    I would have punched her square between the eyes. Cunt

  • Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Mar 25, 11 at 11:01pm

    Wowwww you're a bitch. He bought an expensive ticket to come see you in A FOREIGN COUNTRY. give him some for gods sake

  • Submitted by shamrock2112 on Mar 25, 11 at 12:32am

    His dick in you constitutes sex. His flying over an ocean to London constitutes him travelling. Kind of a big difference.

  • Submitted by captainC on Mar 24, 11 at 12:49pm


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    Submitted by Bmfr17 on Apr 10, 11 at 5:58pm

    Just saw this now, screen shot it and sent it to a girl i was going to visit in London. She may have written it, and it may be about me...LOL.

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    Submitted by Bigolebilly on Apr 8, 11 at 11:33am

    What a huge bitch.

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    Submitted by theJoker45 on Mar 29, 11 at 1:07pm

    Well if I were him I would get right back on that plane and go bac home so he can screw his other bitch who actually puts out

  • Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 21, 11 at 10:37am

    You put the C-U-N-T in country

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    Submitted by Squarewheel on Oct 18, 11 at 1:37pm

    Hey shamrock2012 when you\nGraduate high school in a year don't toto college just move to a small\nTown and be a stupid butch there where you can annoy the fewest people.\n\nNo fucking shit but learn how to catch a vine and pick up what is being put down