Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
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mother of 6?? she must have to masturbate with a fire hydrant
Hey mom, Jason here.
I smoke crack and pay hookers to give me fellatio on a nightly basis.
kelly here mom I'm influencing my younger siblings in ways you wouldn't believe
ok it was funny when the first two posed as kelly and Jason...
11:11 and 11:18 are just killing a good joke now. I am dissapoint.
lmao! yes, god's pretty sad alright! sad he didn't think about this first!
Leave it to Lancaster PA the home of the Amish to represent a texts like this!! This is Awsome! I hope that a little amish girl (+18 of course) posted this
5:23, there is nothing wrong or funny about but fucking.
5:38 - if you are for real - as a mother of 6 why are you here
I love how people proclaiming moral superiority find entertainment reading this site...
This is sooooo wrong hahah
Actually if God was happy, you wouldn't be jacking yourself off, you'd have someone there doing it for you.
I did that once I came so hard I passed out
Who can keep it up during gospel music? It's like reverse Viagra.
Lmao! That's wrong but fucking funny!
This is amazing everyone should try it
Hahaha that's fucking hilarious
Jason and Kelly here, Mom. Don't worry, we both definitely plan on "getting off" tonight. And now that we've read this, at least one of us will be singing some hallelujahs when we do. Better wear some earplugs.
wrong on so any levels..
Big tone I wanna go to the party
i'm not sure how I feel about this. I'm not Christian, but there's something just not right about this lol
i laughed regardless.
10:04, u stoopid! As 4 this text, all i can say is NOOOOO!!!!!!! My heart just cried a little 4 u.
silly 5:38 mom, perfect beings don't get sad.
No that's gods way of saying thank you
Really? People still can't spell masturbating?
probably posted by someone from Lancaster Bible College
Just imagining that is hilarious. ^_^
Lol that kinda turned me on...is that bad?
it's a beautiful thing.
Fuckin a man fuckin a
yo, i'm the big tone (the real tone)...you all are cordially invited to my Super Kickasas Party of Awesomeness this weekend. It's theme: America, Fuck Yea! It's NJ, so if you're in NJ and wanna attend and get some free booze and bbqing up here, just let me know on here and i'll post the details at a time closer to the party - thanks, big tone
that would THROW ME OFF!!
I just peed my pants a little laughing so hard.
Hardcore Metal is the only acceptable masturbation music!
No one denies this!!!
where are u masturbating? either u own gospel music, or ur jerkin it in church...
Jason Kelly mom here how about you show me all that you know then I can teach you advanced techniques
Only in America !! ( where is big tone)
mastering the spelling of masturbating would be yet another win
this is very horrible. you should be ashamed of yourself. as a mother of 6 i really hope my kids don't go on here. Jason or kelly if you're on here, you better get off! and don't influence your younger siblings either! this is terrible. masterbating? to god? god is sad