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  • mother of 6?? she must have to masturbate with a fire hydrant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Hey mom, Jason here. I smoke crack and pay hookers to give me fellatio on a nightly basis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:22pm
  • kelly here mom I'm influencing my younger siblings in ways you wouldn't believe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:01pm
  • ok it was funny when the first two posed as kelly and Jason... 11:11 and 11:18 are just killing a good joke now. I am dissapoint.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:00am
  • lmao! yes, god's pretty sad alright! sad he didn't think about this first!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:40pm
  • Leave it to Lancaster PA the home of the Amish to represent a texts like this!! This is Awsome! I hope that a little amish girl (+18 of course) posted this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:05pm
  • 5:23, there is nothing wrong or funny about but fucking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:26pm
  • This is sooooo wrong hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:16pm
  • 5:38 - if you are for real - as a mother of 6 why are you here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:41pm
  • I love how people proclaiming moral superiority find entertainment reading this site...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:49pm
  • Actually if God was happy, you wouldn't be jacking yourself off, you'd have someone there doing it for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:33pm
  • I did that once I came so hard I passed out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:03pm
  • Who can keep it up during gospel music? It's like reverse Viagra.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:36am
  • This is amazing everyone should try it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:07pm
  • Lmao! That's wrong but fucking funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Hahaha that's fucking hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:06am
  • Jason and Kelly here, Mom. Don't worry, we both definitely plan on "getting off" tonight. And now that we've read this, at least one of us will be singing some hallelujahs when we do. Better wear some earplugs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Big tone I wanna go to the party

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:51pm
  • wrong on so any levels..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:09pm
  • i'm not sure how I feel about this. I'm not Christian, but there's something just not right about this lol i laughed regardless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:03am
  • 10:04, u stoopid! As 4 this text, all i can say is NOOOOO!!!!!!! My heart just cried a little 4 u.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:01am
  • Really? People still can't spell masturbating?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:13pm
  • silly 5:38 mom, perfect beings don't get sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:33am
  • probably posted by someone from Lancaster Bible College

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:03pm
  • No that's gods way of saying thank you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:23pm
  • Just imagining that is hilarious. ^_^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:31pm
  • Lol that kinda turned me on...is that bad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 4:53pm
  • it's a beautiful thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:18pm
  • Fuckin a man fuckin a

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:13am
  • yo, i'm the big tone (the real tone)...you all are cordially invited to my Super Kickasas Party of Awesomeness this weekend. It's theme: America, Fuck Yea! It's NJ, so if you're in NJ and wanna attend and get some free booze and bbqing up here, just let me know on here and i'll post the details at a time closer to the party - thanks, big tone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:37pm
  • that would THROW ME OFF!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:39am
  • mastering the spelling of masturbating would be yet another win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:06pm
  • I just peed my pants a little laughing so hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Hardcore Metal is the only acceptable masturbation music! No one denies this!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:19pm
  • where are u masturbating? either u own gospel music, or ur jerkin it in church...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:26pm
  • Jason Kelly mom here how about you show me all that you know then I can teach you advanced techniques

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:18pm
  • Only in America !! ( where is big tone)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:10pm
  • this is very horrible. you should be ashamed of yourself. as a mother of 6 i really hope my kids don't go on here. Jason or kelly if you're on here, you better get off! and don't influence your younger siblings either! this is terrible. masterbating? to god? god is sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:38pm
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