Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
