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fuck you, worthless limp dick
2:40...save it for your therapist plz!
1:29 Technically the op would be more of a shrinking violet.
lol you can say delete now
I'm confused. What is delete?
your dick is really pointy
okay - im seriously out of the loop here. What are pancake tits?
Been there before, fucking around with a chick and she get's naked stinky puss or nasty body whatever will put my dick in the dirt. I am not one of those guys that can just fuck anything.
12:28AM F*** Off, you massive jerk.
guys, big nipples like that are pancake NIPPLES. pancake tits are like the flat, saggy ones that are just all flabby.
and why would this guy admit to limp dick syndrome? it has to be the fishy/furrball/pancakey bitch :)
1:02 - dam straight! :-) im with you!
Yeah 1:02, like nobody could be turned off from a girl when she gets nude and her false advertising is evident.
Why is your penis pointy?
I would have still hit it, even with a shriveled up, pointy wang
sadly this exact thing has happened to me...it was like trying to fit a marshmallow in a cd player
1:55am she couldn't have been ugly.. he obviously thought she was attractive to take her back she probably had some freaky ass shit going on under her clothes. stretch marks? pancake tits?
Maybe you'd be more into naked guys?
was she one of those girls that is really good at hiding their love handles/gut/chunkiness? my roommate has a huge gut but is good at hiding it...she has skinny legs and no ass so she can pretend to be skinny
a nipple with a huge dark ring around it.... the size of a pancake. thus pancake tits.
i liked it 1:05 :D
well hes talking about going limp after she got naked, so i got to assume that she was the cause...maybe she wasnt shaved? hairy ass body, like shaggy carpet
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seeing that chewbacca will do it to ya everytime
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Nobody liked my lil drawing? WTF!! LOL
the last sentence would have sufficed, 2:40.
Well, I could explain this guy's problem. It starts with a F and ends in a ish. (nfml apparenty wont let ppl say fish on this site. lol
i second 12:31, this needs more elaboration
ok, this one is really open to interpretation...i really wanna know what the problem actually was now...
That poor girl?? No! The guy! He didn't get to fu !!!!!
if this was a girl from milford or middletown im not surprised
grower not a show-er
That happened to the guy I lost my virginity to. And I know it wasn't me cause I was a 115lb flawless 16 yr old at the time. He was hopped up on heroine, OCs, weed, beer, and who knows what else. Kept going limp the whole time! I'm pregnant now with stretch marks and shit and my boyfriend still gets super hard for me. I guess thats called love.
Either this girl had something wrong with her, or this guy was fucked up.
That's quite a pointy penis.... Ouch
What the hell are pancake tits?
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12:58 I laughed. So much raw anger behind that.
Due to lack of details it can go either way. Girl was really ugly or guy has a weak penis. It's a toss up really.
Thanks,I needed sex ruined for me,asshole
Blame it on her, huh??? Riiiiiight
What happened after that? Did you just give up?
i think pancake tits are like biiiig nipples
You tools, you can say fish but you can't say delete
SOMEONE TELL US WHAT THE BANNED WORDS ARE!
you cant say fish on here?
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omg wtf is with this unknown error bs
can you get the equals sign on text?
maybe he nutted from her hot ass body ya'll
maybe it was a trannie and there was a dick, prob came to delaware from jersey