i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
high people should be assigned attendants
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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