I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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I wish I could donate my sober wet pussy to my whiskey wet pussy.
i've never had this problem and i am an established irish drinking mother fucker, whisky makes sex better...especially when she isn't much to look at haha
@2:06 ah god i feel dumber from trying to decipher that. i dont think your dick is doing you any favors
Whiskey Dick is your last line of defense from Beer Goggles
Amen to that! But when that drunk every dude knows 1/2 the time you don't wear a bag. So limp dick could also be a blessing.
Guys SHOULD NOT attempt to have sex when drunk! See you get us all horney and then you can't even get it up! My vag is soooo frustrated :P
You have no idea how much I know what you mean. Really, it's tragic. The opportunities lost to the Demon of el Flacedor.
2:20, it matters not if the post is fake (and it's probably not), all of us (except the irish guy above- who obviously hasn't drank enough) know how true it is.
If u could hold ur aklcohol u fucking pussy u wouldn't have whiskey dick loser
How bout you just stop drinking so your dick works?
That was awesome! Attempts to have sex even when really wanted while extremely intoxicated aren't always successful, sometimes the dick just doesn't want it.
6:52 is just jealous cause he only got to lick his uncles
My ex and I had incredible sex the drinker he got.. It lasted way longer. It sucked when he was sober.
you can donate both to me 2:13
whoa whoa whoa! thats just NICCE
Or you could always try and find someone who wants to have sober sex with you
Why did 1:06 says what's up? If they're mad why would they say what's up? Don't get it... must be some Ebonics thing.
whiskey dick is what happens when the girls are too fucking ugly to take home as-is. We have to drink up to control our vomit instinct. Sometimes we go too far and can't get willie up
2:15, I'd love to.
That is friggin awesome l
i FUCKING HATE whiskey dick!!!
11 48: SHUT THE FUCK UP
thank god. i'm quite sick of whiskey dick, plus then i have to do all the work.
5:54 Shut da fak up dumb shet
dude very true cause sober boners suck when they are not used
Well your dad "prolly" fucks you in the ass
I don't think it's fake. I've sent a text almost exactly like that before lol
haha i guess we just shouldn't get too drunk together. that would solve all of our problems (2:15)
Someones butt hurt quick get the wambulance
3:32 no, you prolly just think it does as you dry hump your bf with your limp dick
that is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You and every other man.
Hey10:48 i willl kick ur fakin ass u little pussy bitch wats up dumbshit bet u never got pussy cept for ur own BITCH!!!!
i think this whenever my supposed drunken hookup turns into naked drunken deadweight in my bed.
Man da dick dnt want it wen ur all gone or drunk cuz most of da time ur about to do a ugly fat chick haha ur dicks doin u a favor hahaha
...and every other girl.
Agh this is so true
Just go to your Doc and convince them you need Viagra, you'll never have this issue again