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  • 71 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:19pm

    Guys SHOULD NOT attempt to have sex when drunk! See you get us all horney and then you can't even get it up! My vag is soooo frustrated :P

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:08am

    You have no idea how much I know what you mean. Really, it's tragic. The opportunities lost to the Demon of el Flacedor.

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:27pm

    i've never had this problem and i am an established irish drinking mother fucker, whisky makes sex better...especially when she isn't much to look at haha

  • 69 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:13pm

    I wish I could donate my sober wet pussy to my whiskey wet pussy.

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:23pm

    2:20, it matters not if the post is fake (and it's probably not), all of us (except the irish guy above- who obviously hasn't drank enough) know how true it is.

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:57pm

    That was awesome! Attempts to have sex even when really wanted while extremely intoxicated aren't always successful, sometimes the dick just doesn't want it.

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:21pm

    If u could hold ur aklcohol u fucking pussy u wouldn't have whiskey dick loser

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:48am

    @2:06 ah god i feel dumber from trying to decipher that. i dont think your dick is doing you any favors

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:54pm

    Why did 1:06 says what's up? If they're mad why would they say what's up? Don't get it... must be some Ebonics thing.

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:39pm

    Amen to that! But when that drunk every dude knows 1/2 the time you don't wear a bag. So limp dick could also be a blessing.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:21pm

    Well your dad "prolly" fucks you in the ass

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:30pm

    Or you could always try and find someone who wants to have sober sex with you

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:07pm

    Whiskey Dick is your last line of defense from Beer Goggles

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:07pm

    How bout you just stop drinking so your dick works?

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:07pm

    whoa whoa whoa! thats just NICCE

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:58am

    11 48: SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:21pm

    thank god. i'm quite sick of whiskey dick, plus then i have to do all the work.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:30am

    You and every other man.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:21am

    6:52 is just jealous cause he only got to lick his uncles

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:15pm

    That is friggin awesome l

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:22am

    i FUCKING HATE whiskey dick!!!

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:47am

    My ex and I had incredible sex the drinker he got.. It lasted way longer. It sucked when he was sober.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:27pm

    haha i guess we just shouldn't get too drunk together. that would solve all of our problems (2:15)

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:35pm

    whiskey dick is what happens when the girls are too fucking ugly to take home as-is. We have to drink up to control our vomit instinct. Sometimes we go too far and can't get willie up

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:11pm

    i think this whenever my supposed drunken hookup turns into naked drunken deadweight in my bed.

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:15pm

    you can donate both to me 2:13

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:21pm

    2:15, I'd love to. I'm 2:13

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:43pm

    Someones butt hurt quick get the wambulance

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:06am

    Man da dick dnt want it wen ur all gone or drunk cuz most of da time ur about to do a ugly fat chick haha ur dicks doin u a favor hahaha

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:46am

    ...and every other girl.

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:41pm

    dude very true cause sober boners suck when they are not used

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:18pm

    5:54 Shut da fak up dumb shet

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:06pm

    bawhahahaaaaa that is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well said! hheeeheee

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:58pm

    3:32 no, you prolly just think it does as you dry hump your bf with your limp dick

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:31pm

    I don't think it's fake. I've sent a text almost exactly like that before lol

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:56pm

    Just go to your Doc and convince them you need Viagra, you'll never have this issue again

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:06pm

    Hey10:48 i willl kick ur fakin ass u little pussy bitch wats up dumbshit bet u never got pussy cept for ur own BITCH!!!!

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:30pm

    Agh this is so true