Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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