I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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