Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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