He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
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Is cake admissible evidence?
Relax people. They're from Wisconsin. Clearly it was a victimless crime. Like drunk driving your pickup home from the bar. Or shoplifting from Walmart.
Nothing says, "Sorry for not knowing what 'NO' means" quite like an oreo ice cream cake.
As long as you are comfortable explaining to the next victim how good the cake was, then sure.
The most fucked up people come from Wisconsin so not so harmless
Maybe the herpes will resenate within your memory of the break..