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  • This is sick and makes me realize how fucked up this world is. If you had a sibling that died young you wouldn't be saying that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:03am
  • Baby jokes are so funny. Dont dis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:30am
  • How do you spoil a dead baby? .... leave it out in the sun!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:12am
  • You're such a thing!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:30pm
  • how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? nail it's OTHER hand to the ground and i'm a mom of a 15 month old, bite me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:33am
  • Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls, and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload bowling balls w/ a pitchfork!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:57am
  • Some ppl need a sense of humor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:31am
  • Q: What did the dead baby in a micowave look like? A: I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:56pm
  • That's disgusting. It's not ab having a sense of humor. It's the fact someone can think of this shit and then laugh at it. It's disturbing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:57pm
  • Wow, that's REALLY fucked up. Dead baby jokes are so fucked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:37pm
  • I am a liberal and I've submitted two dead baby jokes for this text. GOBAMA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:13pm
  • Q: How do you fit 100 dead babies in a bath tub?? A: With a blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: With tostitos chips!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:12pm
  • A baby that is alive is a live baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:41pm
  • whats the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies?? ..i dont have a ferrari in my garage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:25am
  • How many babies dose it take to paint a house? It matters on how hard you throw them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 4:44pm
  • griffen is that you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:48am
  • WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?THIS ISNT EVEN FUCKEN FUNNY YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:37am
  • You people rock unfortunatly right to hell lol this shit is funny\nWhat's the difference between a dead baby and back seat of a car? I didn't lose my virginity in a back seat!!

    Submitted by SAC_o_LOVE on Aug 22, 10 at 8:51pm
  • If you put a dead baby in a blender its facial expression isn't going to change.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:45am
  • Q: Whats worse than 10 dead babies in one trashcan? A: One dead baby in 10 trashcans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:31am
  • whats the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies?? ......you can't fuck a ferrari

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:25am
  • I invented dead baby jokes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:12pm
  • I like to suck my dick with vinegar ~Señor Penor~

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:12pm
  • You're nothing to do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:58pm
  • how do u make a baby boy cry twice? wipe your bloody dick on its teddy bear!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:41pm
  • I'd say tha the's already been fucked by the fickle finger of fate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Gotta love Charlotte creepers..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:37am
  • Also... What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon. How do u stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off it's head. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:17am
  • Amendment: dead baby boners give me raging huge megaboners

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:42am
  • You're better than live babies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:36pm
  • Q. What's funnier than a dead baby? A. A dead baby next to a kid with down syndrome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:26pm
  • Dead babies give me boners

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:14am
  • You're a baby that is alive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:54pm
  • You're such a piece of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:42am
  • What's more fun than spinning a baby round on a clothesline at 100mph? \n\nStopping it with a shovel.

    Submitted by NewFuckenZealand on Dec 27, 10 at 3:48pm
  • that'd be me... fuck away! LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:47am
  • This is possibly the worst thing I have ever read I am distgusted that people find this amusing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:41pm
  • This is just gross. Goes to show how many sickos there really are. Get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:20am
  • Fuck you, I hope you have retarded kids for liking the dead baby jokes!! I didn't even know there was such a thing!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:27pm
  • wtf? is this all one person on this thread?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:51pm
  • You're one person on this thread

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:53pm
  • Q: What do you get when you skin a baby? A: An erection. Q: What's purple, bloody, and squeals? A: A skinned baby in a bag of salt. Not necessarily "baby" related but just as good... Q: What's the worst part about raping a 3 year old? A: The sound of their pelvis shattering.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:37pm
  • How do you make a dead baby sundae? 2 scoops ice cream, 2 scoops dead baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:22pm
  • Sick bitch 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:17pm
  • hahaha i know the person that said this. shockingly, it's a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:04pm
  • Q: what's the difference between a baby and a baseball? A: you hit one with a bat over and over The others just a baseball A:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:41pm
  • This one is worse than all these others put together,,, Q - What do you get when you throw a dead baby down the stairs? A - An erection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:36pm
  • Q: Why do you put a dead baby in a blender feet first? A: To watch it's facial expression.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:38am
  • 10:51, id say so. someone has nothing to do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:56pm
  • What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I don't cry when I'm cutting up the baby.

    Submitted by NewFuckenZealand on Dec 27, 10 at 3:54pm
  • She should fuck the guy with a dead baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:54am
  •  drive fly idc just go somewhere! my dog just farted gross waffles!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:41am
  • 11:33 lmfao that was perfect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:37am
  • There is nothing liberal about finding jokes like this funny. It is only drug/booze riddled people who have nothing to contribute to the rest of society that would find thos amusing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:17am