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  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:12am

    How do you spoil a dead baby? .... leave it out in the sun!

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:12pm

    Q: How do you fit 100 dead babies in a bath tub?? A: With a blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: With tostitos chips!

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:33am

    how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? nail it's OTHER hand to the ground and i'm a mom of a 15 month old, bite me.

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:57am

    Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls, and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload bowling balls w/ a pitchfork!

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:25am

    whats the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies?? ..i dont have a ferrari in my garage

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:03am

    This is sick and makes me realize how fucked up this world is. If you had a sibling that died young you wouldn't be saying that.

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 4:44pm

    How many babies dose it take to paint a house? It matters on how hard you throw them.

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:41pm

    A baby that is alive is a live baby

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:31am

    Some ppl need a sense of humor

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:37pm

    Wow, that's REALLY fucked up. Dead baby jokes are so fucked up.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:13pm

    I am a liberal and I've submitted two dead baby jokes for this text. GOBAMA!

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:45am

    If you put a dead baby in a blender its facial expression isn't going to change.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:57pm

    That's disgusting. It's not ab having a sense of humor. It's the fact someone can think of this shit and then laugh at it. It's disturbing.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:48am

    griffen is that you?

  • 62 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:56pm

    Q: What did the dead baby in a micowave look like? A: I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:30am

    Baby jokes are so funny. Dont dis

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:37am

    WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?THIS ISNT EVEN FUCKEN FUNNY YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!

  • 42 52
    Submitted by SAC_o_LOVE on Aug 22, 10 at 8:51pm

    You people rock unfortunatly right to hell lol this shit is funny\nWhat's the difference between a dead baby and back seat of a car? I didn't lose my virginity in a back seat!!

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:17am

    Also... What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon. How do u stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off it's head. :)

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:30pm

    You're such a thing!!!!

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:12pm

    I like to suck my dick with vinegar ~Señor Penor~

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:37am

    Gotta love Charlotte creepers..

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:58pm

    You're nothing to do

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:26pm

    Q. What's funnier than a dead baby? A. A dead baby next to a kid with down syndrome

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:36pm

    You're better than live babies

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:04pm

    hahaha i know the person that said this. shockingly, it's a guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:31am

    Q: Whats worse than 10 dead babies in one trashcan? A: One dead baby in 10 trashcans.

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:54pm

    You're a baby that is alive

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:12pm

    I invented dead baby jokes

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:47am

    that'd be me... fuck away! LOL

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:41pm

    how do u make a baby boy cry twice? wipe your bloody dick on its teddy bear!

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:53pm

    You're one person on this thread

  • 54 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:41pm

    Q: what's the difference between a baby and a baseball? A: you hit one with a bat over and over The others just a baseball A:

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:36pm

    This one is worse than all these others put together,,, Q - What do you get when you throw a dead baby down the stairs? A - An erection.

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:14am

    Dead babies give me boners

  • 35 55
    Submitted by NewFuckenZealand on Dec 27, 10 at 3:48pm

    What's more fun than spinning a baby round on a clothesline at 100mph? \n\nStopping it with a shovel.

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:37pm

    Q: What do you get when you skin a baby? A: An erection. Q: What's purple, bloody, and squeals? A: A skinned baby in a bag of salt. Not necessarily "baby" related but just as good... Q: What's the worst part about raping a 3 year old? A: The sound of their pelvis shattering.

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:42pm

    I'd say tha the's already been fucked by the fickle finger of fate.

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:42am

    Amendment: dead baby boners give me raging huge megaboners

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:17pm

    Sick bitch 

  • 48 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:25am

    whats the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies?? ......you can't fuck a ferrari

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:42am

    You're such a piece of shit

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:27pm

    Fuck you, I hope you have retarded kids for liking the dead baby jokes!! I didn't even know there was such a thing!!!!

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:20am

    This is just gross. Goes to show how many sickos there really are. Get a life

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:38am

    Q: Why do you put a dead baby in a blender feet first? A: To watch it's facial expression.

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:51pm

    wtf? is this all one person on this thread?

  • 37 70
    Submitted by NewFuckenZealand on Dec 27, 10 at 3:54pm

    What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I don't cry when I'm cutting up the baby.

  • 44 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:22pm

    How do you make a dead baby sundae? 2 scoops ice cream, 2 scoops dead baby

  • 41 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:41pm

    This is possibly the worst thing I have ever read I am distgusted that people find this amusing.

  • 46 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:54am

    She should fuck the guy with a dead baby

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:56pm

    10:51, id say so. someone has nothing to do

  • 42 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:41am

     drive fly idc just go somewhere! my dog just farted gross waffles!

  • 38 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:37am

    11:33 lmfao that was perfect.

  • 39 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:17am

    There is nothing liberal about finding jokes like this funny. It is only drug/booze riddled people who have nothing to contribute to the rest of society that would find thos amusing