is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I haven't been this sober since birth.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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