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  • 45 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:55am
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    I really thought I was the only person who does that!

  • 40 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:33pm
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    did you have both your kidneys and your liver??

  • 40 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:49pm
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    I've done that a few times!! First time I was still living at home. Passed out with the water still running, over flowed the tub. Buckled my moms new wood floors.

  • 41 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:14pm
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    At least u still had both ur kidneys!

  • 37 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:09pm
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    My roomate does this all the time. It'll eventually catch up to him.

  • 35 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:21pm
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    You should have drowned dumbass

  • 35 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:22pm
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    Yeah, because when I go out drinking, my first thought is, "You know, when I get home, I should really take a bath."

  • 32 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:49am
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    If you don't die from drowning (which we paramedics get calls to quite often - "the drunk drowned in the tub"), you could very well die from hypothermia! The water doesn't have to be very cold to put you into a hypothermic state, which makes you even MORE likely to drown! Knock it off, or you'll be just one more dumbass statistic!

  • 36 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:22pm
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    you're going to drown and die

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:58am
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    My brother does this all the time, nothin fucking new.

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:34pm
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    This sounds like me!!!

  • 29 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:26pm
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    I pee'd in ur tub... Merry Christmas

  • 31 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:17pm
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    Ya, I'm surprised you're still alive.

  • 30 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:09am
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    It's called relieving stress with a bath, candles, and some wine you idiots.

  • 26 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:02am
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    Happens to me all the time. One time I even "fell asleep" before I turned off the water. That was bad.

  • 26 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:48am
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    Lmao! But it is dangerous... Hell who knows if this text is even real and not just made up for this app

  • 27 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:28pm
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    Sounds like something i would do...Considering i have fallen asleep in the tub before...and i was sober...

  • 32 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:11pm
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    i love showers stoned.

  • 29 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:27pm
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    I just burped and farted at the same time. It's a strange, but uplifting feeling. Thought you oughta know it's possible.

  • 25 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:30am
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    Were you missing a kidney?

  • 29 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:05pm
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    That is so dangerous. You are so lucky you didn't die. That's not funny.

  • 29 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:26pm
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    Omg those are the best!!

  • 5 5
    Submitted by kato1310 on Sep 22, 11 at 11:34pm
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    I like to shower drunk, one time I woke up 6 hours later and my right thigh was numb for a year. Made a full recovery though.

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