is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
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thanks 11:10, because everyone totally cares
cum stays alive inside you for 5 days.
both funny and scary
Hahahahahhahaha stupid hoe.
thats the best everr lol
hahaha 11:24 that was excellent.
way to fight on tfln, 1110 is just trying to educate the dumbasses that fight back. thank you! (:
funny shit. be careful when u swallow, u dont want to get pregnant!
hahahahaha this was hilarious.
Now I want to eat a pack of gum.
ha ha, i want to think the first text was a joke, but i'm not sure.... made me laugh anyway!
stay classy, Lockport!
... not 7 years. 9 months, maybe.
i had sex with an asian midget last night
sperm stays alive for 24 to 48 hours. semen is not alive the little guys- sperm swimming around are.
Is the person who sent the text 9 years old?
11:24 dont hate the world
rofl, this makes me proud to live in the 815. bahahah. :D
11:17, apathy is why people are fuckin' retarded, so thanks for caring.
clearly, we all kno who sent this in
way to go lexi prater, way to go
Lexii Prater is a SLUUT! what a dumb bitch! and ugly too!
I wanna say that 630 was sincere in worrying about a pregnancy scare and 815 was just being a dick... I hate that place.
12:16 sucks to be you
god this is great
we all kno the person who wrote this and
now were making fun of her
god i love life
lmao yeah thats gum cum can stay alive in you for 3 days!
sperm stays alive for 5-7 days in your uterus, 24-48 in your stomach...
lol wow Lexi Prater...your a dumbass!
yeah, sperm stays alive 2-3 days inside a girl's... you know. that's how you can get preggo a few days AFTER you've had intercourse. always use a condom.
hah! awesome, but fyi, gum doesn't stay in you for 7 years, it digests normally like other food.
my doc says cum stays in you for 10 days... dont know if it stays alive that long but its def still in there... yuk!!!
2:38, nope, 2:24 is accurate - sperm only lives for about 2 days, max, depending on how healthy/high sperm count is. And that's just in the vagina/uterus where toxicity is pretty crappy for sperm life. The stomach is WAY too acidic for them to survive at all.
just imagine if this was true. some girls would 98% made of cum.
i think i just lol-ed.
I don't think that's the point
THAT IS HILARIOUS.
and people that make fun of people online AND anonymously are stupid.
get a life and stop ruining other peoples.
haha, that's funny, an innocent mistake. and 11:10, i appreciate you. =)
way to go lexi briana prater
hahah i laughed out loud
LOL it only happens here in the 815 :D
HahAhahahahahahahahah that's hilarious!
Hilarous, definitely a favorite :)