is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
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thanks 11:10, because everyone totally cares
Hahahahahhahaha stupid hoe.
both funny and scary
cum stays alive inside you for 5 days.
thats the best everr lol
hahaha 11:24 that was excellent.
way to fight on tfln, 1110 is just trying to educate the dumbasses that fight back. thank you! (:
funny shit. be careful when u swallow, u dont want to get pregnant!
Now I want to eat a pack of gum.
ha ha, i want to think the first text was a joke, but i'm not sure.... made me laugh anyway!
... not 7 years. 9 months, maybe.
i had sex with an asian midget last night
sperm stays alive for 24 to 48 hours. semen is not alive the little guys- sperm swimming around are.
hahahahaha this was hilarious.
Is the person who sent the text 9 years old?
stay classy, Lockport!
11:24 dont hate the world
rofl, this makes me proud to live in the 815. bahahah. :D
11:17, apathy is why people are fuckin' retarded, so thanks for caring.
clearly, we all kno who sent this in
way to go lexi prater, way to go
Lexii Prater is a SLUUT! what a dumb bitch! and ugly too!
I wanna say that 630 was sincere in worrying about a pregnancy scare and 815 was just being a dick... I hate that place.
god this is great
we all kno the person who wrote this and
now were making fun of her
god i love life
lmao yeah thats gum cum can stay alive in you for 3 days!
lol wow Lexi Prater...your a dumbass!
sperm stays alive for 5-7 days in your uterus, 24-48 in your stomach...
yeah, sperm stays alive 2-3 days inside a girl's... you know. that's how you can get preggo a few days AFTER you've had intercourse. always use a condom.
12:16 sucks to be you
hah! awesome, but fyi, gum doesn't stay in you for 7 years, it digests normally like other food.
my doc says cum stays in you for 10 days... dont know if it stays alive that long but its def still in there... yuk!!!
2:38, nope, 2:24 is accurate - sperm only lives for about 2 days, max, depending on how healthy/high sperm count is. And that's just in the vagina/uterus where toxicity is pretty crappy for sperm life. The stomach is WAY too acidic for them to survive at all.
i think i just lol-ed.
just imagine if this was true. some girls would 98% made of cum.
I don't think that's the point
THAT IS HILARIOUS.
and people that make fun of people online AND anonymously are stupid.
get a life and stop ruining other peoples.
way to go lexi briana prater
haha, that's funny, an innocent mistake. and 11:10, i appreciate you. =)
hahah i laughed out loud
LOL it only happens here in the 815 :D
HahAhahahahahahahahah that's hilarious!
Hilarous, definitely a favorite :)