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  • 99 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:08pm

    cum stays alive inside you for 5 days.

  • 90 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:22am

    both funny and scary

  • 99 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:28am

    Hahahahahhahaha stupid hoe.

  • 88 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:17am

    thanks 11:10, because everyone totally cares

  • 88 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:19pm

    hahaha 11:24 that was excellent.

  • 90 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:16pm

    i had sex with an asian midget last night

  • 81 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:00pm

    ... not 7 years. 9 months, maybe.

  • 79 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:27am

    Is the person who sent the text 9 years old?

  • 82 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:24pm

    sperm stays alive for 24 to 48 hours. semen is not alive the little guys- sperm swimming around are.

  • 77 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:41am

    Now I want to eat a pack of gum.

  • 87 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:58am

    god this is great we all kno the person who wrote this and now were making fun of her god i love life :)

  • 79 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:32am

    ha ha, i want to think the first text was a joke, but i'm not sure.... made me laugh anyway!

  • 75 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:12pm

    hahahahaha this was hilarious.

  • 78 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:05am

    funny shit. be careful when u swallow, u dont want to get pregnant!

  • 79 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:00pm

    way to fight on tfln, 1110 is just trying to educate the dumbasses that fight back. thank you! (:

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:43pm

    2:38, nope, 2:24 is accurate - sperm only lives for about 2 days, max, depending on how healthy/high sperm count is. And that's just in the vagina/uterus where toxicity is pretty crappy for sperm life. The stomach is WAY too acidic for them to survive at all.

  • 73 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:15pm

    11:24 dont hate the world

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:24am

    11:17, apathy is why people are fuckin' retarded, so thanks for caring.

  • 73 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:10am

    hah! awesome, but fyi, gum doesn't stay in you for 7 years, it digests normally like other food.

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:05am

    thats the best everr lol

  • 81 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:59am

    LOL it only happens here in the 815 :D

  • 77 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:32pm

    rofl, this makes me proud to live in the 815. bahahah. :D

  • 69 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:20am

    Lexii Prater is a SLUUT! what a dumb bitch! and ugly too!

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:00pm

    i think i just lol-ed.

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:33am

    THAT IS HILARIOUS. and people that make fun of people online AND anonymously are stupid. get a life and stop ruining other peoples.

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:22am

    stay classy, Lockport!

  • 76 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:38pm

    way to go lexi briana prater

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:17pm

    lmao yeah thats gum cum can stay alive in you for 3 days!

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:38pm

    sperm stays alive for 5-7 days in your uterus, 24-48 in your stomach...

  • 63 65
    Submitted by applemaniac12 on Mar 15, 10 at 9:43pm

    rofl

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:10pm

    my doc says cum stays in you for 10 days... dont know if it stays alive that long but its def still in there... yuk!!!

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:29am

    haha, that's funny, an innocent mistake. and 11:10, i appreciate you. =)

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:15am

    I don't think that's the point

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:52pm

    yeah, sperm stays alive 2-3 days inside a girl's... you know. that's how you can get preggo a few days AFTER you've had intercourse. always use a condom.

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:11pm

    hahah i laughed out loud

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:56pm

    12:16 sucks to be you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:37pm

    clearly, we all kno who sent this in way to go lexi prater, way to go

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:56pm

    I wanna say that 630 was sincere in worrying about a pregnancy scare and 815 was just being a dick... I hate that place.

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:44pm

    HahAhahahahahahahahah that's hilarious!

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:46pm

    lol wow Lexi Prater...your a dumbass!

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:40pm

    just imagine if this was true. some girls would 98% made of cum.

  • 69 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:29pm

    Hilarous, definitely a favorite :)