is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
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thanks 11:10, because everyone totally cares
cum stays alive inside you for 5 days.
Hahahahahhahaha stupid hoe.
both funny and scary
thats the best everr lol
way to fight on tfln, 1110 is just trying to educate the dumbasses that fight back. thank you! (:
hahaha 11:24 that was excellent.
hahahahaha this was hilarious.
stay classy, Lockport!
Now I want to eat a pack of gum.
funny shit. be careful when u swallow, u dont want to get pregnant!
ha ha, i want to think the first text was a joke, but i'm not sure.... made me laugh anyway!
... not 7 years. 9 months, maybe.
sperm stays alive for 24 to 48 hours. semen is not alive the little guys- sperm swimming around are.
Is the person who sent the text 9 years old?
i had sex with an asian midget last night
11:24 dont hate the world
rofl, this makes me proud to live in the 815. bahahah. :D
12:16 sucks to be you
sperm stays alive for 5-7 days in your uterus, 24-48 in your stomach...
clearly, we all kno who sent this in
way to go lexi prater, way to go
I wanna say that 630 was sincere in worrying about a pregnancy scare and 815 was just being a dick... I hate that place.
Lexii Prater is a SLUUT! what a dumb bitch! and ugly too!
lmao yeah thats gum cum can stay alive in you for 3 days!
lol wow Lexi Prater...your a dumbass!
11:17, apathy is why people are fuckin' retarded, so thanks for caring.
god this is great
we all kno the person who wrote this and
now were making fun of her
god i love life
yeah, sperm stays alive 2-3 days inside a girl's... you know. that's how you can get preggo a few days AFTER you've had intercourse. always use a condom.
my doc says cum stays in you for 10 days... dont know if it stays alive that long but its def still in there... yuk!!!
hah! awesome, but fyi, gum doesn't stay in you for 7 years, it digests normally like other food.
2:38, nope, 2:24 is accurate - sperm only lives for about 2 days, max, depending on how healthy/high sperm count is. And that's just in the vagina/uterus where toxicity is pretty crappy for sperm life. The stomach is WAY too acidic for them to survive at all.
just imagine if this was true. some girls would 98% made of cum.
i think i just lol-ed.
I don't think that's the point
haha, that's funny, an innocent mistake. and 11:10, i appreciate you. =)
way to go lexi briana prater
THAT IS HILARIOUS.
and people that make fun of people online AND anonymously are stupid.
get a life and stop ruining other peoples.
LOL it only happens here in the 815 :D
hahah i laughed out loud
HahAhahahahahahahahah that's hilarious!
Hilarous, definitely a favorite :)