found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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