Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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