How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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