just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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Exactly how much beer can one cache in a shoebox? Surely not a trashable amount...
11:10, so you consider bud light or coors good beer?
Total fail. Beer isn't like wine, it doesn't get better with age, it gets worse. Skunk beer is so fucking nasty because it taste like rotten yeast, bet you can't even drink it.
the only beer that can age is dogfish head 120 minute as long as you leave it in a certain temp
It's possible that said beer is really good beer that A: could get you pretty messed up on two or thee and B: would age well.
But let's face it, what 16 year old is going to stash a couple bottles of dogfish head 120 minute IPA?
9:12 ha ha...trashable amount
hopefully 10th grade wasn't too long ago... that stuff can expire!
OP is a 17 yr old idiot :P
Who wants to drink underage? It's illegal
um, not to necessarily encourage underage drinking (although you seemed to not have any issues with it already), but for the sake of your health/taste buds, i REALLY hope tenth grade was like last year for you. otherwise, ew.
I could find a shoebox worth of beer in the street.
Mm a shoebox of skunky beer.
Awe I just dumped the beer in my closet from when I was 19
You can get drunk off of "beer in a shoebox"?? What is that?? Like 2 bottles?? Lame OP.
also, shame on tenth grade you for wasting all that beer. (not that much could fit in the first place, i'm sure.)
That's what we like to see!!!
Haha, 10th grade must be last year for you, if you can get drunk by the amount of beer a shoebox can contain, you need to start drinking more
You must have either really big feet or a really low alcohol tolerance.
I can get mildly drunk have 5 natty lights. Trick is for the first beer drink a bud light or coors and then go to town on shitty beer
You can get drunk off the number of beers (cans?) that fit in a shoe box? Christ, I have got to stop drinking. What came in that box, fucking huge ski boots? Like 30 pack big? I hope so.
OP must be a light weight
How can you get trashed off a shoeboxs worth of beer?
You better have Paul Bunyan sized feet
marietta high school?
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A shoebox of beer? What a tard.
Retarded. Hope it didn't skunk.
if you get bombed off just a shoe box that can only fit a few beers in it, you're a fuckin loser
haha what size shoe you wear andre?
Leave it to Marietta
I can see maybe 6 maximum to cover the bottom if on their side, and stack it two high if you don't care about raising the lid. Assuming you have somewhat large feet feet.
or maybe just stand them up and get 10 or so on the bottom (2x5).
so a trashable amount for a light-medium weight
Old beer... Bet that's gonna be fantastic... :-/
Why didn't u drink it the night after u stashed it like every other 10th grader did??!
770...10th grade...wonder what school.
Skunked beer..oh man gross
hahaha I didnt know that beer ''skunked'' when it gets old. We usually just drink it right away
You people are so funny
In the 218 drinking starts in 9th grade
"underage drinking is illegal" hahahhahhahaahah
Gotta say, just about everybody in the Atlanta area that I know, started drinking in either 6th or 7th grade.