The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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