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  • 89 87
    Submitted by enormoustard on Jun 6, 11 at 10:28am

    *steal... oh homonyms

  • 66 82
    Submitted by 2144571774 on Jun 6, 11 at 2:25pm

    Hey if she wants me to tie her up in hospital restraints, I can forgive an inability to spell. Besides, when we're done, she'll barely be able to speak, let alone text.

  • 68 94
    Submitted by Squall on Jun 6, 11 at 2:07pm

    The hospital has plenty of steel they will put in you if you just ask.

  • 54 86
    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Jun 7, 11 at 10:33am

    turns out they were in the hospital for using bedpans in a scandalous way

  • Submitted by idgaf27 on Jun 13, 11 at 2:27am

    You can't even spell steal and they let you into college?

  • Submitted by JetersAsshole on Jun 6, 11 at 12:37pm

    I like penis