He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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