will power is for people who don't want to get laid
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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