just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
