Betty ford says i'm here all night
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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