we're blogging at a bar
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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