You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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Warm weather exists in the north. It just doesn't last as long as we'd like. Kind of like my last boyfriend.
...and I kept telling you it would be a cold day in Hell before I admitted Alaska got warm.
Typical Alaska, but what do I expect from a place where Sarah Palin is the most interesting person living there,
Sarah Palin is not the most interesting thing going on in Alaska...obviously you hangout with the wrong people.
I was sure there was going to be a "you were that high/ drunk" part in this text
I bet about 95% of the people who read and / or comment on this have never even been there. Alaska's fucking awesome.
I live in barrow and its -49 Fuck!
Currently it's a balmy 13F in anchorage with a sweltering 8F as the low for tonight.
...and her daughters baby daddy drama is the most interesting thing going on ..
You inbred bitches don't know shit about Alaska. Which is why Sarah Palin and her children is the only thing you can think of to say. What's so interesting about your state? I bet people from Alaska know more about Alaska than anyone in the lower 48 know about their state.
pull yer panties out of yer crack, and yer head outta yer ass...it's a humor site.
choked with panties what?
because we actually have shit to do than be burrowed in our houses 10 months out of the year learning useless facts about our state. I have one fact that makes my state better by default, Everything is bigger in Texas!
Only thing good about Texas is drive thru tequila with a silly straw. That's it. Only good thing about Georgia is drive through moonshine and whiskey.
Oregons the state to be yall might say were lazy or whatever its our weed its some goooood shit :D
you guys are all stupid .. \nAlaska is actually really nice .. and 10 months ? \ntry like 6 or 7 and that's out in the middle of no where .. learn something retards ..
I was stationed in Alaska it was nice but the strippers were gross, old, and hairy thank god I'm back in Florida greatest state ever.