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  • 96 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:59am

    Had a neighbor like that... The 10 surrounding houses knew who "oh my God MAAATTHHEEEWWW" was. Was great entertainment during summer outdoor gatherings.

  • 76 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:39am

    Did you give them, like, stars?

  • 77 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:37am

    In Soviet Russia, sex critique tape you to the door!

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:26pm

    In Soviet Russia, sex critiques you!

  • 74 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:51pm

    I like the second Soviet Russia better than the first.

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:04am

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha this is a good one

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:01pm

    9:54, you're dumb. Be proud, that means you're doing something right.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:43am

    If you cant beat them, join em

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:58pm

    9:54 = lying = douchebag

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:15am

    What did it say? "you're loud during sex"?

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:28pm

    9:54 dont lie ...by girls everyone know u mean u scream while u have sex with ur hand!

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:55pm

    its better loud than quiet. I walked in on my roomy several times cuz he didnt use the sock on doorknob rule. They got so used to it they just do it wit me there which is sad

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:59pm

    Damn 3:28, you caught me.

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:36am

    Reppin 916 for the g's off the hizzay. Go sacto Mofos!

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:17pm

    I can here my nieghbors do it all the time. They're so loud. He's louder than she is. We've tried to out do them but it doesn't work -we can get loud enough. Haha.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:37am

    Hahah that is funny.

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:24am

    if you can't join em, kill em

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 9:20pm

    i love how ugly girls that have never prolly had sex before or are just whore write this shit 9:54 dont lie ...by girls everyone know u mean u scream while u have sex with ur hand! like shut the fuck up

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:34am

    Ur just jeleaus u can't have some... :p

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:59am

    That's pretty damn funny. I'd do the same thing just to be a smart-ass.

  • 53 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:07pm

    Damn I know what u mean I heard my cousin have sex with this guy once and it was so werid lol damn she loud lmfao

  • 48 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:19am

    I was first buy those others beat me to it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:54am

    I hate when girls scream bloody murder durig sex like I'm 14 inches or something, I'm only 8 inches