Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
honey bunches of taint.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize
