Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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Fuck her and have her send you a check for $12 on your birthday
Don't forget to play with her boobs! They should be around her knees if you're looking.
Just do it so you can cross, "slept with a grandma" off your Bucket List. GIFL?
"The older the berry the sweeter the juice." \n"Man, it's the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice!"\n"Yeah well, she's blacker than a mothafucka too"
Old people don't have sex. Everybody knows that.
It's not running away, it's just a tactical retreat!
Nah, she already paid for the ride.
If she's kept herself up over the years...BTW, you're gonna be old one day too...And also, she was nice enough to buy you shots...
Really p'cola! I'm ashamed... This is just bad.
go at her from behind that way you can close your eyes and think of England and take it for the team
Jäger= worst decision EVER
So tell us of your STD from the silent film era...
Is it Paul McCartney?