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  • Fuck her and have her send you a check for $12 on your birthday

    Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on Nov 7, 11 at 10:57am
  • Just do it so you can cross, "slept with a grandma" off your Bucket List. GIFL?

    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Nov 7, 11 at 11:02am
  • Don't forget to play with her boobs! They should be around her knees if you're looking.

    Submitted by Mercen on Nov 7, 11 at 10:59am
  • Old people don't have sex. Everybody knows that.

    Submitted by 370HSSV on Nov 7, 11 at 11:57pm
  • Nah, she already paid for the ride.

    Submitted by rimmion on Nov 7, 11 at 4:32pm
  • "The older the berry the sweeter the juice." \n"Man, it's the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice!"\n"Yeah well, she's blacker than a mothafucka too"

    Submitted by hwrecker on Nov 7, 11 at 11:39am
  • Meaty taco!

    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 7, 11 at 1:58pm
  • It's not running away, it's just a tactical retreat!

    Submitted by Indy393 on Nov 7, 11 at 10:53am
  • If she's kept herself up over the years...BTW, you're gonna be old one day too...And also, she was nice enough to buy you shots...

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 7, 11 at 12:01pm
  • Really p'cola! I'm ashamed... This is just bad.

    Submitted by grapestomper815 on Nov 7, 11 at 11:35am
  • go at her from behind that way you can close your eyes and think of England and take it for the team

    Submitted by thehungrynunu on Nov 10, 11 at 1:42am
  • Jäger= worst decision EVER

    Submitted by LillianGrace on Nov 7, 11 at 2:35pm
  • So tell us of your STD from the silent film era...

    Submitted by dannie1288 on Nov 8, 11 at 2:17am
  • Is it Paul McCartney?

    Submitted by Pancakefield on Nov 7, 11 at 6:22pm
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