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  • 87 45
    Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on Nov 7, 11 at 10:57am

    Fuck her and have her send you a check for $12 on your birthday

  • 59 45
    Submitted by Mercen on Nov 7, 11 at 10:59am

    Don't forget to play with her boobs! They should be around her knees if you're looking.

  • 56 39
    Submitted by Indy393 on Nov 7, 11 at 10:53am

    It's not running away, it's just a tactical retreat!

    • 42 52
      Submitted by carter_ronin on Nov 7, 11 at 11:31am

      strategic repositioning.

  • 57 53
    Submitted by hwrecker on Nov 7, 11 at 11:39am

    "The older the berry the sweeter the juice." \n"Man, it's the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice!"\n"Yeah well, she's blacker than a mothafucka too"

  • 49 42
    Submitted by 370HSSV on Nov 7, 11 at 11:57pm

    Old people don't have sex. Everybody knows that.

  • 52 50
    Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 7, 11 at 12:01pm

    If she's kept herself up over the years...BTW, you're gonna be old one day too...And also, she was nice enough to buy you shots...

  • 47 41
    Submitted by rimmion on Nov 7, 11 at 4:32pm

    Nah, she already paid for the ride.

  • 52 51
    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 7, 11 at 1:58pm

    Meaty taco!

  • 42 38
    Submitted by grapestomper815 on Nov 7, 11 at 11:35am

    Really p'cola! I'm ashamed... This is just bad.

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Nov 7, 11 at 11:02am

    Just do it so you can cross, "slept with a grandma" off your Bucket List. GIFL?

  • 41 42
    Submitted by thehungrynunu on Nov 10, 11 at 1:42am

    go at her from behind that way you can close your eyes and think of England and take it for the team

  • 45 56
    Submitted by LillianGrace on Nov 7, 11 at 2:35pm

    J├Ąger= worst decision EVER

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Pancakefield on Nov 7, 11 at 6:22pm

    Is it Paul McCartney?

  • 34 54
    Submitted by dannie1288 on Nov 8, 11 at 2:17am

    So tell us of your STD from the silent film era...