Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
After tacos, we're chasing women.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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