So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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