Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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