shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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